janus2

LXDE/LXQT because I grew up using potato computers and now I can't stand it if my DE uses more than 2% of my hardware resources

though I am currently using KDE because for fuck knows what reason, Kubuntu is the only prepackaged Linux I've been able to get to boot on my weird Samsung laptop and I haven't bothered to gut KDE and replace it with LXQT yet

Angry Salt Shaker Alien got me 🤣

"Yessir cap'n tight pants!"

blep | butt

bonk | bonjour

that's more likely the deciding factor yeah
that and whether or not you're me. I always seem to have the bad luck that whatever model want to buy doesn't have a coin cell lol

they gotta write a script to make the battery % display the infinity symbol ha

Normal joints

Mine are slightly misshapen due to genetics and this causes more frequent strains and injuries. It's a ticking time bomb for me needing really expensive surgery :(

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I feel like the only lesbian in the world who genuinely enjoys scissoring even though it's not the most practical position 😭

the top is the one who has to go get the electrolyte water from the fridge when you're both out of breath

first time seing a Galaxy Quest gif. 10/10