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Arm the bears (files.catbox.moe)
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Found on insta. Lost the post before i could add credit for the op.

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Beware Batman (files.catbox.moe)
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It's not wrong.

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Also, I hope this doesn’t break the grotesque rule. 😏

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Here we go again!


Post ID 00071

Author: DJ Slimme

4 år - Dammsugit upp vatten från duschen med en dammsugare tills den sprängdes.

4 years old, Vacuumed up water from the shower until the vacuum cleaner exploded.


Post ID 00076

Author: tomibollen

Skolbus som var jäkla kul, hade lyckats kommit över en kopia av huvudnyckeln till alla elevskåp, skåpen stod i en stor hall 3 på varandra 20 i varje rad. Jag kunde inte motstå att jäklas lite så jag såg till att bli utslängd från lektion 1 timme innan lunchen, denna timme öppnade jag alla skåp och vände alla böcker så att de lutade mot skåpdörren vilket innebar att om man öppna skåpet så skulle alla böcker ramla ut, ni kan nog tänka er vad som hände när det ringde ut till Lunch. Det var full rusch till skåpen typ 150 elever som öppnar skåpen samtidigt hihihihi. Uj vad ja garva när halva lunchen gick åt för att plocka ihop rätt böcker.

School pranks are really funny!

I managed to acquire a master key to all student lockers, the lockers were located in a large hallway placed three on top of eachother with 20 units like that in each row.

I couldn't resist some mischief, so I made sure to be thrown out of class one hour before lunch, during this time I opened all lockers and turned the books so they leaned against the locker door.

This meant that when a locker was opened, all books would fall out on the floor, you can imagine the result when the bell rang lunch, and about 150 students rushed to their lockers at the same time.

Wow, I laughed like crazy when half of the lunch went to find and put back the correct books.


Post ID 00078

Author: .:Pimp:.

när jag var liten(10-12?) så fick jag för mig att laga morsans bil, skulle testa om d gick o starta den me en skruvmejsel i tändningsnyckel, bilen startar o jag fastnar under ratten när jag försökte resa mig upp för o styra me ratten och i nästa stund så hade jag kört in i grannens häck. Resan gick nog inte i dunderfart eftersom det bara var startmotorn som drev men ändå..

One day when i was 10-12 I got an idea, I should fix my mum's car!

I wanted to test if it could be started with a screwdriver, well yes, it could, but at the same time I got trapped under the steering wheel as I tried to get up and steer.

Next thing I knew, I had crashed in to the neighbour's hedge!

The speed was low as the car only used it's starter motor....


Post ID 00079

Author: T.R.I.C.

spontant dyker minnet upp när jag var liten kodde på 4-5 bast. jag hade varit vaken ett tag o mina päron låg o sov, jag hade tråkigt och visste inte vad jag skulle göra. fick den lysande iden att jag skulle duscha vår skinnsoffa för den såg så smutsig ut. sagt och gjort, jag raffsar ihop all tvål o schampo jag kan komma över, gnider in hela soffan i denna smet och ska precis börja duscha den när mamma kommer in. hon fick sitta skrubba ur allt schampo med en blöt trasa i fyra timmar in soffan slutade löddra. men den luktade gott i alla fall.

Looking back, one event comes to mind immediately...

I was a little lad, 4-5 years old at best, I had been awoke for a while but my parrents were still sleeping, I was bored and had no idea of what I could do to entertain myself.

That is when I had a brilliant idea, I should wash our leather couch!

I mean, it looked dirty....

Well, after deciding this I grabbed all soap and shampoo I could find and rubbed it all over the couch, and was just about to start washing it off when my mom came in....

It took her four hours with a wet cloth to get it to stop lathering...

But the couch smelled nice in the end...


Post ID 00090

Author: typhio

I sex-sjuårs åldern brände jag ned en halv skog i stavsnäs för att impa på en tjej, inte fan fick jag ngn puss av henne för det

When I was about 6-7 years old, I bruned down half a forrest to impress a girl, didn't even get a kiss...


Post ID 00134

Author: apanOla

Unga år : Mamma ber mig gå o handla mjölk. Jag undrar hur mycket mjölk och får till svar ett lite överseende "ta så mycket du orkar". 45 minuter senare kommer jag hem med 40 liter mjölk på en pulka.

I was a young kid, when mom asked me to go to the store and get some milk. I asked how much I should get, and got a vauge answer "get as much as you can".

45 min later I am back home with 40 liters of milk on a sled.


Post ID 00155

Author: botus

17-18 Finns en hiss i skolan som man kan kortsluta och på så sätt köra hissen med dörren öppen. Så in med tre städvagnar i hissen och kör ner den så långt att man precis kan klättra ut genom springan och trycker på nödstopp. Stänger dörren och sen är det klurigt att få ut sakerna ur hissen. Vaktmästaren hade en del att göra med att få ut dom igen och vi fick prata med rektorn.

17-18 years old, there was a lift in the school that you could mess with and run it with the door open. So we shoved three cleaning carts in the lift and ran it down enough so you could just about climb out. We hit the emergency stop, climbed out and then close the door.

The school caretaker had a lot of work to do to get the carts out, and we had a chat with the headmaster.


Post ID 000241

Author: Not_me

En annan jävligt korkad sak som jag gjort var att cykla bort till grannen (var väl i kanske 12-årsåldern) och skrutit med min nya cykel. Naturligtvis vill han pröva den och cyklar som fan nerför en backe. Problemet är att han aldrig använt en mountainbike utan fotbroms förut, men det säger han ju inte innan han rullar nerför. Jag skriker till honom att det är lugnt, jag stannar dig! Ställer mig ivägen för cykeln och visst stoppade jag honom! Jag hamnade under cykeln och fy för vad det gjorde ont!

Another really dumb thing I did at about 12 years old was to bike over to the neighbor and brag about my new bike. Naturally he wanted to try it, and starts going fast downhill.

The issue was that he had never used a mountain bike without a footbrake before. This was something he neglected to mention before heading downhill.

I shout to him that it is fine, I will stop you!

I stepped infront of the bike, and sure the bike stopped, but I got caught under the bike and damn that hurt!

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Even cats need a hobby (sh.itjust.works)
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In case you cannot zoom in, the sign reads:

My cat is a thief
Please take these items if they are yours

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Please. (lemmy.world)
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Hello again, I have decided to try and make these posts on fridays, to celebrate the end of the week!

Here are some more stories from the amazing thread "Dumma saker ni gjort" on the Swedish forum Flashback!

Just a clarification, you may have noticed that I include the post ID of the stories, that is just for me to keep track of what post in the thread I am currently using, I may not be using all of the post in my compilation, this is both to make it easier to read, but also to make it quicker to make these posts as I make them on my phone.

Finally, I claim no copyright of anything in these posts.

Here we go!


Post ID 00016

Author: Le Saboteur

Jag och en kompis skulle åka min lådbil som jag hade byggt. Vi hittade en bra och fin backe och jag lägger i min kompis som testförare. Jag börjar putta på innan backen börjar och får upp en skitbra fart. Min kompis blir dock rädd och säger åt mig och stanna bilen. Dum som jag är tänkte jag att den stannar utav sig själv om man släpper den. Detta var som sagt aldeles innan en nerförsbacke och bilen stannar inte. Utan kör fort som fan ner för backen och ''hoppar'' över trotarkanten och landar på en gräsplätt. Min kompis fick en lätt hjärnskakning som tack för sitt testkörande...

Me and a friend was heqding out to ride my soapbox cart that I had built.

We found a nice hill to go down, and I put my friend in the soapbox cart as a test driver. 

I give the cart a little push, and soon it picks up speed, my friend calls out to me to stop, but me being stupid though "it will stop on it's own if you let go".

Well, it didn't stop, instead it hits the main part of the hill. At the end of the hill the cart hit the curb of the sidewalk, and jumps onto a patch of grass.

My friend got a concussion as thanks for being a test driver...


Post ID 00022

Author: Renegade

11 år. Ute med polare i skogen bakom där jag bodde, på kvällen samma dag som vårstädningen varit i området. Det fanns många stora papperssäckar med sly och annat som var rensat. Vi samlade ihop ett antal säckar och tuttade på. Brann som fan, minre skogsbrand tilltog. Brandkåren kom. Alla barnen samlades och tittade på. Brandmästaren hade lång föreläsning för alla barn om faran med eld. Detta var ett bra varningsexempel, antagligen gjort av en professionell pyroman med onda avsikter tyckte han.. Fan heller, men det var coolt som fan att elda

Eleven years old, out in the woods with my friends behind my house, it was in the evening after the community spring cleaning, and we found large paper sacks with dead and unwanted branches, plants and other garden trash that had been cleaned up earlier.

We collected a number of sacks and lit them on fire.

It burned like crazy, and soon we had a minor forrest fire om our hands.

The fire department came and dealt with it, and later had a long lecture for us kids about the dangers of fire, this was good warning, probably done by a professional pryomanic with bad intent was what the lecturer thought.

Hell no, but it was cool as hell to burn stuff


Post ID 00024

Author: Twitching Heep

Tre år.  Min bror fyller år. Han och Hans/min kusin ligger i samma rum, jag och mor kommer in i rummet för att gratulera honom. Bror och kusin är yrvakna, jag tar upp en toffla och drämmer den i huvudet på kusin. Kusin får ett brutalt uppvaknande, och en stadig bula.

Three years old, my brother's birthday, he and one of our cousins are sharing a room, me and my mum were entering the  room to wake up and congratulate my brother, however they just woke up before so they are a bit dazed, so I pick up a slipper and whack my cousin in his head with it.

My cousin got a rude wakeup and bump on his head.


Post ID 00025

Author: tjoho

7-8 år: Stor militärövning i vårt lilla samhälle. 300-400 grönklädda sitter på marken och äter, då tar jag och 2 polare vårt samlade förråd av påsksmällare och brassar på i en gammal plåttunna 20 meter därifrån. Alla grönkläder far upp som skitna ur en kanin, fram med vapen och jagar oss genom skogen. H-vete vad vi sprang, hade nog svårt att sova den natten.

7-8 years old, there is a large military exercise in our little town. Me and my two friends se 3-400 military guys in green clothes sitting on the ground eating a meal.

Me and my friends take our collection of firecrackers since easter, and set them off in an old metal drum 20 meters from the military guys, who all jumped up, grabbed their guns, and started chasing us through a local forrest.

We ran fast as hell, and when we got back home in time for bed we had a really hard time trying to sleep...


Post ID 00060

Author: Tussan

3-4 år....stoppar glatt toapapper i brödrosten...tog sig riktigt fint, spreds t gardinen i köket, då min ömma moder kommer farandes upp fr tvättstugan och räddar huset!

3-4 years old, happily shoving toiletpaper in the toaster... As the fire spread to the curtains in the kitchen, my dear mother commes rushing up from the laundry room and saves the house!


Post ID 00064

Author: La Saboteur

12-13år Vi står ett gäng på 5-6killar och låtsas misshandla en som ligger i mitten, tex när bussen kommer, Bara för att se hur de ska regagera, nån gång stannade en bil och då ställde sig alla och skrattade och sprang utav bara fan.

12-13  years old, me and a group of 5-6 boys stood around and pretedned to assault one in the middle, we did  this when the bus arrived, just to see the reaction, at some point a car stopped, and we just laughed and ran away.


Post ID 00067

Author: Damericus

Kastade snöboll på en gammal gubbes hus, jättekul tyckte vi. Ända tills han kom ut och kastade tillbaks. Inte fan visste vi att han var en gammal handbolls spelare! Har aldrig fått så ont av snöbollar förut.

Me and a some friends decided to throw snowballs at an old man's house, we thought it was hillarious, untill the old man came out and threw snowballs back at us!

We had no idea that he was an old handball player, I have never had snowballs hurt that much before.


Post ID 00068

Author: brobban

Sen på hemkunskapen i 9:an så fjutta en kompis eld på bordsduken, vår lärare får panik och bara vrålar som en besatt medans en annan kompis resolut slår handflatan i duken tills det slocknar.

During one lesson in home economics in year 9 (about 15 years old) a friend set the tablecloth on fire, our teacher panics and just starts shouting while another friend puts out the fire by repeatedly smacking the tablecloth with the palm of his hand.

[EDIT] - Formating

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Meta (lemmy.world)
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Hello, this is the start of what will hopefully be a series, of translated stories from the greatest Swedish forum thread I have ever read, it requires a bit of an introduction though.

First things first, dear mods, if you feel like this breaks the rules, let me know and I'll end the series. That being said, I plan on only making one post/week to not spam the community.

Ok, so what is this series?

Flashback is a huge Swedish forum which has existed on the internet for decades, they brand themselves as providing "real freedom of speach", you can discuss anything there, and people do.

These days Flashback is home to a lot of racism and sexism as people can post without a filter, I will not be reposting that here.

The thread I will be posting from is called "Dumma saker ni gjort", and is a thread that was active for years in the early 2000s, it contains posts about the idiotic things kids did when they were young.

Now as this is a Swedish forum the entire thread is in Swedish I will translate the posts into English, but since a lot of posts contains terrible spelling which is very hard to translate completely you will get a sanatized version.

I hope this series will be a funny and interesting look at growing up in Sweden in the 1990-2000s.

I have however no way to verify the truth of the stories, so please take them at face value snd just enjoy the stories.

Ok with all of that out of the way, here are a few funny stories to get started:


Post ID 00001

Author: Benno

14år. Jag å morsan ska åka ut och handla, jag går ut före med bilnycklarna. Brevid bilen är det en gatubrunn, jag får för mig att testa utifall nyckelknippan eventuellt skulle kunna komma ner mellan springorna. Efter mycket joxande får jag ner dem mellan springorna. Men tänker jag, det måste vara omöjligt att tappa ner dem från en meters höjd. Men det gick, plumps sa det när nycklarna föll i vattnet nere i brunnen, precis då kommer morsan ut gissa om hon blev glad. Vi fick ringa till gatukontoret som fick skicka ut en gubbe med nån jävla skoppa. Jag fick gräva i den äckliga sörjan efter nycklarna. Två timmar senare kunde vi åka iväg 1200:- spänn fattigare och en visdom rikare.

14 years old. My mum and I was heading out to shop groceries, I walk out to the car ahead of my mum and had the car keys. Next to the car there was a drainage grate, I get the urge to to see if I could fit the car keys through the grate, and after a bit of work I manage it, but I then decided that it must be impossible to drop the keys from a meter up and have them fall through the grate.

I was proven wrong with a splash just as mum came out to the car, she was not pleased at the situation. We had to call the municipal road administration who sent out an old guy with a digger, I had to dig through the muck with my bare hands to find the car keys.

Two hours late and 1200 SEK poorer we were finally on our way.


Post ID 00005

Author: stargazer

mellanstadiet : Vi hade en hiss i skolan (som vi naturligtvis aldrig fick åka i). Det var endast två våningar. Så fick jag den storslagna idén att kila fast knapparna med knappnålar så de var intryckta hela tiden, alltså både 1:an och tvåan, vilket resulterade i att hissen gick upp och ner hela tiden och aldrig stannade.

10-12 years old: We had a lift at school that we students were never allowed to use, our school was only two stories tall. I got the brilliant idea to pin down both floor buttons inside the elevator using sewing needles so both buttons were allways pushed down, this resulted in the elevator continously moving between the floors, never stopping.


Post ID 00008

Author: Flubbe

När jag var i tolvårs åldern så var jag väldigt fascinerad av färgerna som uppkommer om man lägger en stark magnet mot bildröret på en TV. Skulle ju givetvis testa detta på farsans splitternya dumburk, kan säga att det inte tog speciellt lång tid innan bilden blev helt förvrängd och tv:n var kass. Givetvis hade jag inte en "aaaning" om vad som hade hänt när farsan kommer instormande på mitt rum och undrar vad i helvete jag har gjort med han nya älskling..

When I was about 12 I got very facinated by the colours that appear on the screen of a CRT TV if you place a strong magnet near the picture tube. This naturally had to be tested on dad's new TV, I can tell you that it didn't take long for the picture to be totally messed up. I obviously had no idea about anything when dad stormed into my room asking about what the hell had happened to his new darling....


Right this is enough for now, I hope you enjoy it!

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