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[–] [email protected] 103 points 1 month ago (5 children)
[–] [email protected] 39 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 78 points 1 month ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 18 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Now I want Konsi christmas cookies!

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 month ago (2 children)

A long time ago I did spend a few months experimenting with ratios to make my own cookie recipe, it makes really good chocolate chip cookies. Not very christmassy though.

[–] ICastFist 5 points 1 month ago

sprinkle something green and red and it becomes crissmass-y

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago

OP delivers!

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[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Definitely did not expect Konsi doing a Street Fighter 6 Cammy cosplay.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago

This one caused me so much trouble! I went into it thinking "this will be easy" but it's surprisingly hard to get right.

I don't think I 100% got it, her body proportions are too human (Konsi is 4ft tall) - but it was a lot of fun to try. Daily drawing challenges aren't about being perfect, they're about just getting the thing done and learning from it.

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[–] [email protected] 40 points 1 month ago

Play Shattered Pixel Dungeon. You can get special mimics that can disguise as literally everything. A door, strength potion, the way to the next level, basically anything that looks useful. And of course they only appear as soon as you've forgotten to check for them.

[–] [email protected] 27 points 1 month ago (1 children)

That's why you need post it on your stuff.

[–] [email protected] 20 points 1 month ago (1 children)

All fun and games until the mimic pretends to be a post-it note

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I like to think mimics cant replicate text. If not I'm gonna need a fancy mimic lens or start tapping my stuff with a wrench before I touch it.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago (1 children)

They can replicate text, but it's not very good, like AI pictures. This has led to many of them having a text phobia, so make sure to carve your name into everything.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago

Safety fact!

[–] ICastFist 24 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Teleportation mimic will teleport you. To its stomach.

Breastplate mimic just wants to sink its mouth on your breasts.

Saddle mimic wants to lick your lowers parts.

No comment on outhouse mimic. We don't talk about it.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago

The rope mimic has some more specific tastes.

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[–] [email protected] 16 points 1 month ago

I've always been a fan of mimics being ladders or bridges.

[–] [email protected] 15 points 1 month ago

Not my menstrual cup!

[–] [email protected] 13 points 1 month ago

Cover your phb in spray adhesive and leave it sitting on the table. As soon as someone touches it, shout "ROLL INITIATIVE!"

Actually, apply this to other random objects at the game table. A bag of chips, 1 can of soda in the fridge, every 3rd pencil, whatever.

[–] [email protected] 13 points 1 month ago (1 children)

This is similar to the premise of Prey.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 month ago (1 children)

[This post is not a mimic]

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 month ago

That seems like something a mimic would say.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 month ago (1 children)

And then we have Starfinder where a mimic can disguise itself as an entire planet!

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 month ago (3 children)

I've often thought it'd be fun to let a party have a tame mimic as a pet. Not helpful in battle unfortunately, unless one of your opponents decides to take a looting break.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 month ago

My party do have a pet mimic. He's called Philip and is mostly there for comic relief although he has been known to help with puzzles and things occasionally

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago

The Flee, Mortals! book has a mimic companion stat block. It can cover you and act as active camouflage.

[–] ICastFist 3 points 1 month ago

Thrown weapon mimic, like a javelin. Enemy picks it up to throw back and bam, surprise bite!!!

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 month ago (1 children)

The player handbook isn’t a problem, no one reads that thing.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago

It's a good way to get rid of your rules lawyer. Everyone hates that guy anyway.

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[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 month ago

I wanna share this in the group chat, but I don't wanna give the GM any ideas xD

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)

One D&D podcast I listen to had one be a house in Sigil. After they had dealt with the plot to use it for magic or something some of the party ended up feeding it animals much to the chagrin of the rest of the party but did save some other creatures living in the area from getting eaten.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago (6 children)
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[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago

The rug under the chest is my favourite. I'm gonna give my players more trust issues, thank you

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago

outhouse oof.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago

It's always more fun when mimics team up. A couple of goblins bother the party at night, just enough to give them chase, then when they return, hop into their sleeping bag and boom, mimic.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago (1 children)

What about the party being mimics but don't tell them that.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago

Tell every party member that they are a mimic and need to keep it a secret from the rest of the party.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Can't remember if it was ds2 or ds3 but one of em had bonfire mimics concept arts.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)

My sister and I were diving deep into the lore and rules for mimics and the most terrifying thing they could be, is either an entire planet or a humanoid. They might even be able to be a planet-sized humanoid. Or even a human-sized planetoid 😱

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 month ago (1 children)
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[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago

Spyglass: thoomp

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