"On August 29th, 4chanbot became self-aware..."
Kind of! My has a little 3-cup carafe, but otherwise very similar.
Uncanny -- I'm still using the little free drip machine I got with my Gevalia subscription and Mint!
"My outfit? Vintage."
The real Phantom Menace.
We can do more damage that way.
Sorry, my universal translator shows that as tit-TAAAYS.
Ugh, this guy's gonna be a problem.
Éros (ἔρως, érōs) means "love, mostly of the sexual passion".[6] The Modern Greek word "erotas" means "intimate love". Plato refined his own definition: Although eros is initially felt for a person, with contemplation it becomes an appreciation of the beauty within that person, or and may ultimately transcend particulars to become an appreciation of beauty itself, hence the concept of platonic love to mean "without physical attraction".
From: Greek words for love, Wikipedia
Good heavens, imagine the children.