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[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 day ago (3 children)

And America wasn't actually empty frontier, either. It was full of the native people that had been living there since time imemorial, and the ex-europeans slaughtered and plagued their way through.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 day ago (3 children)

If I wanted to do that part of the story for you, I wouldn't have asked you to do it.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 week ago

I'm done with self care, it's time for others harm.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 week ago (5 children)

People just don't like homework. (Which is perfectly understandable) And for most people most of the time, learning a new system is homework.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

I don't know who Shelyn is but I love their lil gay bird

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 weeks ago

I was going to say no, dwarves drink beer, but then I realized that elves would absolutely be Insufferable IPA Guy.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 2 weeks ago

Then the US flag will become Jeffrey Combs.

Not like, a picture of Jeffrey Combs. Just a spare one, clinging to a flag pole.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

Elves just get really into coffee for a couple centuries. Their covid bread-making phase lasts until at least 2400.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 weeks ago

"You go to ask your Grandpa about it. He tries to explain but is so fucking racist you can't even tell if he's still speaking common. In between gibberish that's probably old-timey slurs, you pick out something like 'follow the quest hook' and 'the dm already told you where to go'"

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 weeks ago

"Nah roundears I wrapped it up"

[–] [email protected] 16 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

"Yeah, I had to spend 50 doing your mom. And 50 before that for her mom, and her mom..."

[–] [email protected] 9 points 3 weeks ago

Mom and dad have 900 years of savings in the college fund.

 

You see something similar in the entranceway to public bathrooms that don't have doors, where it kind of zig-zags for privacy. I'm trying to figure out what this kind of architectural feature is called. Thanks!

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submitted 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) by [email protected] to c/[email protected]
 

I recently started a new campaign. Two players (one who has played in my games before and their SO, who has been begging me for a spot for years) unexpectedly dropped out, moments before our first session. Their reason was somewhat baffling; they said they didn't want to spend "all day" on this, despite the game only going from noon to 3PM. They seemed to think this was a totally unreasonable expectation on my part, despite them previously having stated they were available during that time. This puzzled me.

I've been musing on this, and the strange paradox of people that say they want to play D&D but don't actually want to play D&D, and I've had an epiphany.

A lot of people blame Critical Role or other popular D&D shows for giving prospective players misplaced perceptions, often related to things like your DM's voice acting ability or prop budget, but I don't think that's what's going on here. My realization is that, encoded in the medium of podcasts and play videos, is another expectation: New players unconsciously expect to receive D&D the way they receive D&D shows: on-demand, at their house, able to be paused and restarted at their whim, and possibly on a second-screen while they focus on something else!

I don't know as this suggests anything we as DMs could do differently to set expectations, but it did go a long ways to helping me understand my friends, and I thought it might help someone here to share.

 

I've got an unholy-water fountain, a human chessboard, and an evil hedge maze. I need 1 more thing to put in the last corner of the square courtyard/garden thing. Any suggestions?

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