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[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 day ago

that looks like a fork bomb

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 day ago

I don't speak elisp, but I speak regexp. Looks like the LLM speaks neither.

[–] [email protected] 110 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

Management: Fuck it, ship it.


The people at the top honestly don't give a fuck if it barely works as long as it's an excuse to cut costs. In things like Customer Service, barely working is a bonus, because it makes customers give up before they try to get their issue solved.

[–] [email protected] 52 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (2 children)

You know what? If your management is telling you to use AI generated code to “go faster”, just go ahead and do it. But fork the repo first, in case you’re still around when they get fired and someone sensible says to put it back how it was before.

[–] [email protected] 24 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Git revert --hard no need to copy anything

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 day ago* (last edited 11 hours ago) (1 children)
git push --force

I know I can do --force-with-lease. I meant what I typed.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 19 hours ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 6 points 17 hours ago

If violence isn’t working, you’re not using enough violence

[–] minzastro 6 points 1 day ago (1 children)

The problem is - you are far more likely to get fired when things go wrong :(

[–] [email protected] 1 points 10 hours ago

Well, if you just swap your CI to point af the fork, and then port over the non-ML delta of business logic, then you’re a fuckin hero and can write your own check, so long as you play it right. Depending on the company. And the leadership. And where you live. And how much of the kool-aid you drink. And-

But I digress. I do think it’d be quite possible to wrangle a promo out of a situation like that if you play it right.

[–] [email protected] 32 points 1 day ago (1 children)

As it learns from our data, no wonder it fucks up at regexps. They are the arcane knowledge not accessible to us mere mortals, nor to LLMs.

[–] [email protected] 20 points 1 day ago (1 children)

If you know even a little about how an LLM works it's obvious why regex is basically impossible for it. I suspect perl has similar problems, but no one is capable of actually validating that.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 day ago (1 children)

What do you mean it's impossible for it? I know how LLMs work but I don't know if any such limitations

Write me a regex that matches a letter repeated four times, followed by a 3 or 4 digit number

Here’s your regex: ([a-zA-Z])\1{3}\d{3,4}

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 day ago

They aren't context aware, it's using statistical probability. It can replicate things it's seen a lot of like a tutorial regex. It can't apply that to make a more complicated one. Regex in the wild isn't really standard at all, because it's rarely used to solve common problems. It has a bunch of random regexs from code it analyzed and will spit something out that looks similar.

[–] [email protected] 73 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (1 children)

I mean, I bet it failed at making a regex that worked much faster than you could fail at writing a regex that worked. Sounds like progress! :D

[–] [email protected] 36 points 1 day ago

I am always suspicious if a regex I write doesn't throw some form of pattern compilation error. It usually means I'm not even close to the correct solution.

[–] [email protected] 24 points 1 day ago

I love regex. I know, most don't, but I do. GPT/Claude can write some convincing code, but their regexes can be spotted a mile away.

[–] Kissaki 7 points 1 day ago

That's a lot of dollars, ching ching ching

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 day ago

Try breaking each character in the string into its own token, it’ll have an easier time because it’ll actually know what the string is

[–] [email protected] 23 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (23 children)

Just outta curiosity:

Full o1 model

"\\id:\[^]]+\\\\[^]]+\\\"

Claude 3.5 Haiku:

Never used elisp, no idea of any of this is right lmao

[–] [email protected] 16 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Claude at least created an elisp function that looks ok

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 day ago

3.5 sonnet might do a lot better, idk I'm on the free plan with Claude lmao

[–] [email protected] 15 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (1 children)

o1 without Markdown misformatting:

\\id:\\[^]]+\\\\\[^]]+\\\

No idea what the rectangles are supposed to be, I just copy-pasted it

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 day ago (1 children)

They are valid unicode points that your font doesn't know about.

... or at least they represent that, but I think there's a character that looks like one too.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 day ago (1 children)

It's U+E001 from a Private Use Area. The UnicodePad app renders it as something between 鉮 and 鋁 (separate boxes stricken through; I wasn't able to find it even with Google Lens)

[–] murtaza64 3 points 1 day ago (1 children)

this is how it looks for me. i can't find it with handwriting, so maybe a nonstandard kanji?

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[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 day ago (2 children)

Gpt4-mini, the model that’s worse at everything but like 100 times smaller or whatever. Really cutting insight you have here.

This is like interviewing the child of a programmer and hiring based off of that.

Next you’ll be making hiring decisions based off of optical illusions and riddles.

[–] nebeker 1 points 1 day ago

Hey, let hiring managers enjoy their riddles!

[–] MajorHavoc 1 points 1 day ago

This is like interviewing the child of a programmer and hiring based off of that.

I could land a job that way, but I'm just that fucking good. Lol.

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