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[–] [email protected] 272 points 1 week ago (4 children)

Christmas is no longer a holiday that honors the Christian god, it's a holiday that honors the god of capitalism, money.

[–] [email protected] 61 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (1 children)

Cool, so it's still worth eschewing /s

I would like to note though that xmas is a very sore time of year for a lot of people (mostly queer, but others too) who do not have a good relationship with their family

[–] MajorHavoc 50 points 1 week ago (1 children)

That's why I think it's important that we bring Christmas back to its true religious roots: Fertility, hunting, and maybe a cult of the dead.

Well, that and I just kind of want to piss off all of my pearl clutching relatives.

But seriously, thank you for the reminder that this can be a particularly hard season.

I hope your solstice is marked by good times with real friends and chosen family.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Forget all the other traditions, the true meaning of the season is a battle of rhymes with a skeletal horse

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[–] [email protected] 124 points 1 week ago (9 children)

And spawned an even longer shit fit.

Some people just want to be offended and we should simply let them.

[–] [email protected] 67 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (3 children)

Wait, did I read that correctly and they replaced the hat with a snowflake?? Hahahaha

And yes, people often forget that generally offense is taken. When it's intentionally given, it's pretty clear.

[–] [email protected] 112 points 1 week ago (2 children)

I'm from Australia and snowflakes during December is hemispherist and offensive to us down under.

[–] [email protected] 27 points 1 week ago (1 children)

We can replace it with an emu.

[–] [email protected] 43 points 1 week ago (3 children)

No, that brings painful war flashbacks.

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[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 week ago (3 children)

Yeah? Well I see your use of kangaroo shapes as elitist and many other -isms. Even the taste of marmite is discriminating! Etc. *spits in the general direction of Australia*

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[–] 0x0 14 points 1 week ago

they replaced the hat with a snowflake?

As someone from the global south i find the snowflake in winter offensive!

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[–] [email protected] 41 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Jesus Christ what is wrong with people... Microsoft giving in to a clear troll, surprised they didn't just lock and ignore that shit and move on.

[–] [email protected] 34 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Jesus Christ is not my Lord and saviour. I demand you delete this post immediately and apologise. This is as insulting to me as pineapple on a pizza

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[–] [email protected] 23 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Love the fact that this spawned new issues complaining about the debugger icon promoting violence against insects.

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[–] MajorHavoc 12 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Nice. Honestly, pretty well corralled, I would say.

Incidentally, I'm amused that one of the more popular responses includes the classic phrase

"Why can't we all just get along"

Which I tend to notice after having had it explained well to me once by someone with more empathy than my own.

I won't belabor it, but they pointed out to me that being tempted to say "Why can't we all just get along" is usually a sign that we haven't actually listened effectively.

So now when I hear or read "Why can't we all just get along", I see that [X] and hear the buzz from "Family Feud", and hear one of the Family Feud host kindly say "No points. Let's try again."

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[–] [email protected] 90 points 1 week ago (4 children)

What religious symbol? Saint Nicholas had nothing to do with the fat guy dressed in red that coca cola made up. The hat is fine goddammit

[–] 0x0 37 points 1 week ago (3 children)

Isn't capitalism a religion?

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[–] [email protected] 19 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Well, they took inspiration from Clement Clarke Moore's (1922) "Twas the night before Christmas" and illustrations from Thomas Nast (1881) showing him in red with the sack over his shoulder. Certainly, Coca Cola has solidified the modern image with their ad campaign though starting in 1931. Src

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[–] [email protected] 68 points 1 week ago (7 children)

If anything modern day santa is more of an invention of Coca-Cola than Christianity or Paganism.

[–] [email protected] 18 points 1 week ago

Santa isn't red and white for no reason

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[–] [email protected] 62 points 1 week ago (8 children)

Christmas is religion yes, but Santa doesn't really have anything to do with religion other than being on Christmas right?

[–] [email protected] 44 points 1 week ago

Yea, Santa is the more secular icon. There are even Christians that take issue with the Santa character (which is a combination of "Pagan" and Christian mythos). I put Pagan in quotes, as that's a Christian term for certain non-Christian beliefs.

[–] riskable 20 points 1 week ago (6 children)

Santa is a stand-in for Jesus... for children. They're both magical beings that can perform miracles and have similar methods: Both Santa and Jesus have naughty lists and forms of punishment that come later; much later (both are equivalent lengths of time to a child though 🤣). Both bring "gifts". Both have traditional appearances. Both have followers that wear silly hats and strange clothes. But most importantly...

Both are imaginary.

If you believe in Santa as an adult you're ridiculed. If you believe in Jesus as an adult you're just labeled, "Christian". Yet the fact that nearly every child eventually finds out Santa isn't real is quite disturbing to a lot of Christians. After all, if they could stop believing in Santa--who is so similar to Jesus in every way--then they could stop believing in Jesus.

[–] [email protected] 27 points 1 week ago (2 children)

You have to start off believing the little lies like the Hogfather before you can believe in the big lies like justice

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[–] [email protected] 14 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Santa is based on Saint Nicholas of Myra, so he definitely has something to do with Christianity.

[–] [email protected] 14 points 1 week ago

"Based on" and what people associate with now are vastly different. Most people don't even know if Saint Nick is based on a real person.

[–] [email protected] 14 points 1 week ago (1 children)

The modern depiction of Santa is based on Coca-Cola.

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[–] [email protected] 52 points 1 week ago (5 children)

Wait till they see the vlc logo during christmas ...

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[–] [email protected] 44 points 1 week ago (3 children)

What's more infuriating is that they immediately gave in and removed it without any discussion

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[–] [email protected] 44 points 1 week ago (8 children)

It's always baffling how people can define something as unacceptable. Says who? You? Who are you to just make that decision so unilaterally?

You can have your opinion, but it's just that.

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[–] [email protected] 38 points 1 week ago

Santa is pagan, they put that dude on cereal boxes.

[–] [email protected] 36 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (5 children)

This is nothing new, people expect religion not to be part of the "professional" environment. Dunno if VS code applies.

At the office (big corp) they don't call it the "Christmas Party", it's "the holiday party". They put lights and stuff up but no more Christmas trees/stars etc.. not everyone celebrates christmas so that's fine by me. If Microsoft wants to put a little santa hat on their product that's fine by me too. If I was using some service based in Mexico and they put a little hat on a product for cinco de mayo i wouldn't care. Christmas has other implications so it might be different, dunno

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[–] [email protected] 34 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (1 children)

omg this is the person who deleted all their files on accident lol

edit: nevermind

[–] SteveTech 59 points 1 week ago (3 children)

ghost is just GitHub's way of saying deleted user.

[–] [email protected] 20 points 1 week ago

Lmao thanks for the info

[–] [email protected] 13 points 1 week ago (1 children)
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[–] [email protected] 22 points 1 week ago

I hope they never walk past a church…

[–] BurningTurtle 22 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Guess loosing his project didn't deter him from using vscode.

[–] [email protected] 33 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (2 children)

I guess "ghost" is just placeholder for deleted accounts

In fact, in the issue they even refer to another username that doesn't exist anymore

[–] BurningTurtle 19 points 1 week ago (1 children)
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[–] [email protected] 20 points 1 week ago

Sing along kids! Mr. Ghosty the Christmas troll...

[–] [email protected] 19 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

As an atheist I really think getting upset over Xmas is about as stupid as thinking Santa Claus is communist for wearing red. It's a social holiday! Enjoy it! Go to parties, put up lights, exchange presents. Think of Santa as a red Winnie the Pooh and chill TF out.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 week ago

The 'ghost' of Christmas past.

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