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[–] [email protected] 63 points 2 days ago (3 children)

If anything modern day santa is more of an invention of Coca-Cola than Christianity or Paganism.

[–] [email protected] 17 points 2 days ago

Santa isn't red and white for no reason

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 days ago (1 children)

I prefer this variant from the Pennsylvania Dutch, originating in the early 1800s.

[–] CHKMRK 1 points 9 hours ago (1 children)

Judgment is nigh, for the Belsnickel ist I

[–] [email protected] 1 points 7 hours ago

He makes a list of all the boys and girls (of course, he checks it twice to ensure no mistakes were made), and he determines who is impish and who is admirable.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Santa is the bringer of the New World Order