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I'm not explaining this one to the kids. Someone else can.

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[–] [email protected] 147 points 2 months ago (9 children)
[–] [email protected] 64 points 2 months ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 27 points 2 months ago (3 children)

Am I crazy, or was that the commercial where they made and released an "extended cut" to show that they had tied the guy up with the rope just to stop people complaining about the implied lynching? Or did my adolescent brain invent that story?

[–] [email protected] 8 points 2 months ago (1 children)

No I remember that too. A guy posted the one without the guy being tied up and I swore it was cut short.

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[–] [email protected] 92 points 2 months ago (4 children)
[–] [email protected] 34 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Thank you. You're doing the work of some lord or other.

[–] [email protected] 21 points 2 months ago (5 children)

“Lord” came from a phrase like “loaf warden” or “loaf guardian.” Because bread was the very important staple food, and someone had to be responsible for its safekeeping. Likewise, “Lady” comes from “loaf maiden,” presumably having something to do with the creation of bread from raw materials.

[–] [email protected] 28 points 2 months ago (4 children)

I prefer to be called “loaf daddy”

[–] [email protected] 11 points 2 months ago (1 children)

As long as Mama Loaf is happy, I'm happy.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Honeys play me close like butter play toast

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[–] [email protected] 8 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Haha, oh my gosh... Pace tastes like the most disguising, sugary, boring ass salsa ever. It's wild to see they ever tried to market themselves as authentic.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 2 months ago (1 children)

When it came to the pronunciation in that commercial, the very last thing they tried to market themselves as was authentic. Kinda hurt to hear.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 2 months ago

Pace Paconny Sauce

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[–] [email protected] 69 points 2 months ago (1 children)

It’s always funny to me that these billionaires have to cosplay as a badass. Can’t be your actual self, gotta always pretend to be a strong man.

[–] kn0wmad1c 37 points 2 months ago (1 children)

And to make it worse, I'm like 85% sure that this is an AI generated image, so it's him asking AI to show him what he looks like in cosplay.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 2 months ago

It is AI. This is actually Elon musk in a cowboy hat:

[–] [email protected] 63 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Can I just say that as someone who enjoys dressing in the fancier western getups (think Tombstone) this more cosplay-rugged look screams insecurity when worn by people trying to look... Like they do manual labor?

Like he's a billionaire. Where's the tailored frock jacket, vest, and bolo tie, with a $3k hat. At least that way he wouldn't be a poser

[–] [email protected] 17 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (4 children)

Or the regular, modern version: boots, jeans, belt, flannel, aaaaand $3k hat. In the summer, you swap your wool hat for straw, but don't you DARE wear short pants or a t-shirt.

[–] [email protected] 14 points 2 months ago (3 children)

Right? You can make that look cool, especially with his level of money

[–] [email protected] 7 points 2 months ago (1 children)

You can't stop me, grandpa.

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[–] [email protected] 50 points 2 months ago

Bezos did it first:

[–] [email protected] 45 points 2 months ago (1 children)

The delusions of the rich lmao.

Imagine being one of the literal wealthiest people on the planet and still having to play dress up so you can feel like a bad ass lmao. Hope he gets the help he needs, and I mean that sincerely.

[–] [email protected] 26 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Not just dress up, that’s heavily edited, too.

If he goes to such lengths to make an image of what he wants to be, he must really hate what he is as much as we do.

I would pity him if he wasn’t so dangerous.

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[–] [email protected] 37 points 2 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 8 points 2 months ago (3 children)

There was, however, a horse mentioned that one time...

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[–] [email protected] 27 points 2 months ago (1 children)

I'm totally heterosexual by the way. In case anybody would question my sexuality. But nobody would because I'm so obviously heterosexual. I mean, I drive a humongous truck, and I wear cowboy attire and I absolutely love Brokeback Mountain, the cowboy documentary, and I eat meat, and I am heterosexual, so yeah.

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[–] [email protected] 23 points 2 months ago (3 children)
[–] [email protected] 14 points 2 months ago (2 children)

Let's say it wouldn't exactly shock me if Elon posted AI photos of himself looking tough.

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[–] [email protected] 13 points 2 months ago

i am positive that it is, and if not it is super airbrushed. it has that uncanny valley look. it looks about 98% human. Elon at his best looks no more than 70% human.

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[–] [email protected] 16 points 2 months ago

Tax(his)Ass

[–] [email protected] 16 points 2 months ago

No. Get a rope.

[–] [email protected] 15 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Oh yeah, his truck will fit right in at the road house

[–] [email protected] 20 points 2 months ago

It’ll keep the raccoons out of the actual trash.

[–] [email protected] 14 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (1 children)

I'm getting a lot of Westworld players vibes from the photos in this thread.

Not the "good" players vibes, more the "I'm here to pose a badass, get drunk at the saloon, fuck a prostitute and then shoot her" vibes...

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[–] [email protected] 13 points 2 months ago (1 children)
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[–] [email protected] 11 points 2 months ago

It’s hot AF is Texas. What’s with all the layers he’s wearing.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 2 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 18 points 2 months ago

"Taxes"

~Everyone else

[–] [email protected] 10 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (1 children)

I'm not explaining this one to the kids. Someone else can.

Just cover it in the same talk as cosplay, or cultural appropriation if you're feeling cheeky.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

i think they were talking about the pace commercial reference from the "new York City" and "get a rope" lines.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 2 months ago

All hat, no cattle.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 2 months ago

A rich poser.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 2 months ago

iunderstoodthatreference.gif

[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 months ago (5 children)

Why y'all hating on NYC salsa? Must be a reference I don't get.

Also, fuck Musk.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 2 months ago

It’s a television commercial… (in the voice of Frau Farbissina)

[–] [email protected] 8 points 2 months ago (1 children)

As an American 90s kid...

There was a series of TV commercials for Pace Picante Salsa. In this series of commercials, there's a group of cowboys gathered around somewhere, like a campfire, and they're eating something Tex-Mex.

They get to comparing their salsa jars and they realize Pace is made in Texas, but "This stuffs made in New York City!", to which additional cowboys and/or extras chant in unison, "NEW YORK CITY?".

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