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Showerthoughts

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A "Showerthought" is a simple term used to describe the thoughts that pop into your head while you're doing everyday things like taking a shower, driving, or just daydreaming. The best ones are thoughts that many people can relate to and they find something funny or interesting in regular stuff.

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[–] [email protected] 140 points 1 month ago (8 children)

And keep in mind, the falcon sensor exists for Linux. All those big companies largely use it.

Essentially we just got lucky that their buggy patch only affected the windows version of the sensor in a showstopping way. Could have been all major OS.

[–] [email protected] 15 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (5 children)

I don't think the Linux culture is very similar to the windows culture. At least for me personally, I wouldn't use crowdstrike and let them install whatever they want into my environment.

Maybe it's just me.

[–] [email protected] 81 points 1 month ago

It's not your machine, your choice of distro, or your choice of specific packages to use or not use. It's a work tool you get handed as part of a job. So whether CrowdStrike runs on it or not is not your decision and you aren't allowed (and usually not capable) to change that.

That's an entirely different situation from one where you get a PC to do with as you please and set up yourself, or a private machine.

Plus we're mostly talking endpoint devices for non-technical users with many of these difficult-to-fix devices as techs have to drive out to them. The users expect a tool, and they get a tool. A Linux would be customized and utterly locked down, and part of that would be the endpoint protection software.

[–] [email protected] 43 points 1 month ago (2 children)

We tried to fight against having to install Crowstrike on our Linux servers but got overruled by upper management without discussion. I assume we are not the only ones with that experience in the world due to the need to check a checkbox for some flimsy audit.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago

I bet you could bring it up with them now…

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

You're actually confirming their point about culture though. The fact that you couldn't stop them doesn't mean that it also happened to everybody else: some management may have listened. Linux users abhor adding weird shit to their OS, Windows users do it all the time.

[–] [email protected] 30 points 1 month ago

Essentially no one has crowdstrike on their personal machines. Not Windows users, Mac users, or Linux users. So it's corporate/large organization culture that matters. And they absolutely use it.

[–] [email protected] 26 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Are you an admin in a corporate data center? If not, you're not in the target audience for that product.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago

Yup. And I think that says more about the corporate culture than the company that caters to them.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 month ago

Welcome to the world of big retailers! They would rather run Linux with crowdstrike than make their own system.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 13 points 1 month ago

That's only true if you run falcon-sensor in ebpf and not kmod mode.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 month ago
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[–] [email protected] 68 points 1 month ago

Then the internet would blame it all on Linux.

However, the recovery process would be much faster. The Linux kernel would try to load the kernel module and if it fails it would skip it.

[–] [email protected] 26 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (2 children)

Don't forget that ftp.cdrom.com , the biggest server on the Internet at it's peak, was running on FreeBSD.

[–] [email protected] 15 points 1 month ago (2 children)

I have no idea what the hell that is...

But Netflix runs on some BSD too

[–] [email protected] 15 points 1 month ago (1 children)

It's where you would download your anime and Quake 2 installer twenty years ago.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 month ago

Interesting!

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 month ago

Freebsd, as does whatsapp and PlayStation

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago

There's a free blue screen of death? All of these people paying for Windows for no reason /s

[–] [email protected] 20 points 1 month ago
[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 month ago (2 children)

2038 is the next big thing to hit older *nix based OS. It will be Y2K all over again.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Maybe on my 32-bit ARM server with ancient kernel it will. Any 64-bit machine is immune.

[–] [email protected] 19 points 1 month ago (1 children)

...unless it's running software that uses signed 32-bit timestamps, or stores data using that format.

The point about the "millennium bug" was that it was a category of problems that required (hundreds of) thousands of fixes. It didn't matter if your OS was immune, because the OS isn't where the value is.

[–] bitfucker 3 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)

...timestamp is signed? Why?

Edit: Oh damn, I never noticed that the timestamp is indeed signed. For anyone curious, it is mostly historical as early C didn't really have a concept of unsigned

[–] SteveTech 3 points 1 month ago

It also allows users to store dates back to ~1902.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] riskable 3 points 1 month ago (1 children)

It'll be 911,000? As long as it's stored with 32 bits that should be fine 🤷

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago

I agree. We've been able to do 6 digit math for decades now

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 month ago (4 children)

Probably not. Most Linux admins know their systems and are able to navigate out of the situation with ease. But also most people don't use any corporate off-the-shelf software, because there are better options that are freely available.

Furthermore a Linux installation is dedicated and slim for one single purpose. The flexibility creates diversity.

[–] [email protected] 21 points 1 month ago (7 children)

Are you implying that Windows server admins don't know their shit?

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

I've scene some supposedly 20 year veterans who don't know the architecture of AD

Not to say that is all of them but I've scene some who really can't do anything outside of click some buttons.

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[–] [email protected] 18 points 1 month ago (2 children)

I think the shower thought is centered around IF a ubiquitous bug that required physical access to the machine to resolve occurred simultaneously across all Linux machines.

If you couldn't remotely resolve the issues, regardless of your competence, simply the WALK to each machine and hooking up a KVM to each one would take a long time.

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[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

This combination of arrogance and complacency sort of thinking is how it does happen on Linux one day.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 month ago

Linux also isn't as popular on the desktop or end user devices

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Doubtful. By far, most servers responsible for Internet traffic are not running crowdstrike software.

This incident was a bunch of fortune 500 companies caught with their pants down.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Who do you think runs those servers? What do you think those companies run on their Linux servers?

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Those companies aren't "the Internet." They're products connected to the Internet.

The OP argument is like saying the Internet is dead because Netflix is down.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago

A lot of people would say the internet was down if a large number of those products weren’t available. Also companies like Google do own parts of the physical Internet infrastructure.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago

If all of the parts of the internet that the average person finds useful goes down, then it matters little that technically "the internet" is not down. If it can't be useful then it is as good as "down".

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 month ago

The end is nigh, I tell you!

Y2k38

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