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[–] [email protected] 64 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Crowdstrike is providing free red team activity and backup testing for all their customers! What service!

[–] [email protected] 25 points 4 months ago

Business continuity plan testing day.

[–] [email protected] 26 points 4 months ago (3 children)

Ha, my company dodged the bullet. We're so incompetent we didn't ever set up LDAP and SSO in a manner correct enough to be hit by this.

[–] MajorHavoc 12 points 4 months ago

I've felt this same combination of relief and shame. It feels like there should be a German word for it.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 4 months ago (1 children)

I'm curious. Wouldn't a process to test this update before pushing it out everywhere have been enough too?

Like, isn't this showing that there are a jillion companies with no testing of certain updates?

Like, even virus definition updates should be going through testing before being pushed out.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 4 months ago

Crowstrike offers staging like this.

The update ignored the stagings set up by the customers.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 4 months ago

We switched some months ago, so that bullet flew right by as well. But it would have been really funny with almost all devs on a conference.

[–] [email protected] 25 points 4 months ago

Most of my coworkers use a Mac, I don't, I get a day off.

[–] [email protected] 18 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Pfft, I'm doing just fine because I avoided crowdstrike for our EDR deployment lolol

[–] [email protected] 3 points 4 months ago

This time you were the lucky one.

[–] starshipwinepineapple 10 points 4 months ago (2 children)

Alright, which one of you 🙈 the PR last night

[–] [email protected] 8 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago) (1 children)

"LGTM"

Nice, done for today.

[–] MajorHavoc 7 points 4 months ago

High fives all around! Push to production, and then let's all go hit that bar that has such terrible cell reception.

[–] vrkr 4 points 4 months ago (1 children)
[–] starshipwinepineapple 7 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Pull request aka merge request. Part of the approval process to add/ update code in a repository

[–] [email protected] 2 points 4 months ago

in proprietry russia, PR merges YOU

[–] [email protected] 9 points 4 months ago (1 children)

There's got to be a better way of saying that. I love Tobias, and Michael, and Arrested Development

[–] MajorHavoc 4 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago) (1 children)

There's got to be a better way of saying that.

"Did you listen to the recordings? Like we discussed?... And you still didn't hear it?"

[–] [email protected] 2 points 4 months ago

Thank you for that! I love Tobias and Michael in scenes together. I think I might do an AD rewatch, of the first 3 seasons anyway

[–] [email protected] 8 points 4 months ago (1 children)

I'm just gonna get you a tape recorder.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 4 months ago

Tobias, you blowhard!

[–] [email protected] 5 points 4 months ago

There are [considerably more than] dozens of us!

[–] [email protected] 1 points 4 months ago

Blue, blew, close enough