this post was submitted on 02 May 2024
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[–] [email protected] 97 points 6 months ago (2 children)

I just threw up in my mouth a little.

[–] [email protected] 49 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago) (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 13 points 6 months ago (1 children)

I kinda wanna upvote this but it's horrible so I'm posting this instead 😅

[–] [email protected] 8 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago)

I apologise, and I also apologise that I'm not apologising that hard about it 😂

[–] [email protected] 1 points 6 months ago
[–] [email protected] 85 points 6 months ago (4 children)

When I was a teenager, I made a page in Word, saved it as html, then uploaded it to geocities. Good times.

[–] BiteCode 43 points 6 months ago (1 children)

That was not far away from what frontpage was honestly.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 6 months ago

Oh jeez. I completely forgot about Frontpage. That just brought some memories back.

[–] [email protected] 14 points 6 months ago

Very clever! You need to find the tools you can work with to accomplish your goal.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 6 months ago

<.< When I was a teenager (maybe early teens? Idunno, I'm not super old 😅 🧓 ) that's just how we made websites 😹

[–] [email protected] 2 points 6 months ago

That's what started it all for me tbh :D

[–] KindaABigDyl 64 points 6 months ago (1 children)

LibreOffice is the superior IDE for Delphi

[–] onlinepersona 6 points 6 months ago (2 children)

And for VB

(Does LibreOffice finally support another scripting language?)

Anti Commercial-AI license

[–] Scoopta 5 points 6 months ago

Always has? It's supported java and I think python for forever

[–] [email protected] 5 points 6 months ago

Doesn't all of it support Python?

[–] [email protected] 18 points 6 months ago (2 children)

My friends type up code in Google Docs to do programming homework on the phone while on the bus.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 5 months ago

Why not a colab? I think you can use it on mobile

[–] ICastFist 1 points 5 months ago (1 children)

I've tried progamming a bit on the phone, but fuck me with a pineapple, that's an exercise in patience, all the things to make typing on a screen easier will work against you

[–] Mesa 4 points 5 months ago

Const goo =

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const Foo

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const foo = obj. Val;.

*deep breaths