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According to many comments, the US government DOES use SQL, and Musk is not understanding much what's going on.

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[–] [email protected] 42 points 20 hours ago (2 children)

This retard thinks the government doesn't use SQL...

[–] tatterdemalion 21 points 19 hours ago* (last edited 19 hours ago) (1 children)

SQLite was literally invented within the US military.

[–] [email protected] 14 points 16 hours ago

[D. Richard Hipp] designed SQLite in the spring of 2000 while working for General Dynamics on contract with the United States Navy.

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Well today I learned!

[–] [email protected] -5 points 13 hours ago (1 children)

If you think that every single system in the government does use SQL, there's another retard in here...

[–] [email protected] 4 points 13 hours ago (1 children)

Where did they say "every single system"? I think you might not have the strongest reading comprehension...