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Coomitter be like (lemm.ee)
submitted 4 months ago by [email protected] to c/programmer_humor
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[–] [email protected] 105 points 4 months ago (5 children)


oh god, it's me

[–] CodeMonkey 85 points 4 months ago (3 children)

Senior developer tip: squash the evidence.

[–] [email protected] 28 points 4 months ago (3 children)

Principle developer tip: rewrite history to make yourself seem smarter.

Soft reset the whole branch and commit a series of atomic and semantic patches (eg separating code, test, and refactor changes) that tell a clean narrative of the changeset to reviewers, future blamers.

[–] JackbyDev 3 points 4 months ago (1 children)

And then my team squashes those commits 😩

[–] [email protected] 1 points 4 months ago

Yeah it sucks. If the commits are really helpful, you can just paste the git log into the PR/MR/CR body after it's been merged

[–] [email protected] 2 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Do you put effort into your commit messages before the rewrite, or just write something quick for yourself and then put in the effort later?

[–] [email protected] 2 points 4 months ago

Depends, but usually I will put in the effort up front and maybe tweak them in an in[eractive rebase, or just manually copy+paste.

If they're worth saving. Sometimes you have to kill your darlings though

[–] [email protected] 10 points 4 months ago

git commit --amend --no-edit

This helped me countless times...

[–] SatouKazuma 6 points 4 months ago

Senior developer tip: Squash ~~the evidence~~ management

[–] RonSijm 9 points 4 months ago 
git reset head~9
git add -A
git commit -am 'Rebased lol'
git push -f
[–] verstra 7 points 4 months ago

F