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[–] [email protected] 7 points 17 hours ago

There's a lot of Republican politicians who I doubt have ever had consensual sex.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 3 days ago
  • Margaret "Peg" M. Harder
  • Joy S. Cummings
  • Mona Little
[–] [email protected] 6 points 4 days ago (2 children)

I think Odyssey is a pretty cool guy. Eh trojans hores and doesnt afraid of anything.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 6 days ago

Fun fact: While mudita is Pali for "vicarious joy", it's also Spanish for "little mute girl".

[–] [email protected] 16 points 1 week ago

Three knights can ride it; tri-sir-atop.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 week ago (1 children)

You don't kill zombies; a zombie is already dead. You wait for or reap zombies. (A zombie process is just a process table entry with its exit status; it goes away once the parent process has read that exit status.)

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[–] [email protected] 153 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (12 children)

If your kids' school laptops are surveilled, they're surveilled by someone. Let's call that someone Joe. Joe is a person who took a low-paying job that lets him surveil your kids. Joe likes his job, because he gets to surveil your kids. He gets to turn on the camera and look in your kids' room. He gets to read the chat messages your kids send to their classmates.

Your kids would be better off without Joe in their lives. Joe is not a source of security. Joe is not protecting your kids; Joe is a threat to them.

[–] [email protected] 19 points 1 week ago (2 children)

The fash explicitly claim the right to break laws in partisan interest. It's that simple.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 week ago

I'm gonna smoke me a Mary J. Wana
Y'all ain't can stop me, I'm totally gonna
Bake me a stoned like a sunny iguana
I'm gonna smoke me a Mary J. Wana

I'm gonna hash pipe to high me my head
Mellow my jello from born until dead
Teq' me no 'quila, no pills blue and red
I'm gonna hash pipe to high me my head

I'm gonna weed me some grassical pots
Look you my dime bag 'cause that's what I gots
Ain't gonna shoot me no heroin shots
Just gonna weed me some grassical pots

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 week ago (7 children)

Pot, weed, grass, ganja, herb, trees, green, chronic, reefer, doobage, dagga, dank, tea, ...

 

Vocals: Opie Narcs
Guitar: Laddo Narcs
Bass: Harry Narcs
Keyboards: Fento Narcs
Drums: Carl Narcs

Explaining the jokeThe band members are named for narcotics.
Opium, laudanum, heroin, fentanyl, carfentanil.
Don't do 'em, kids!

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