VanitasTheUnversed

I think you're 12 or 13 and lying about being 20, judging by your writing style and use of emoticons.

Paladin Fairy?

"I AM DEVOUT TO MY GOD!" Gets flicked across the room

Frission, maybe?

Bad Dragon

I fucking hated school. I remember my freshman math teacher would give us packets with work for each day of the week. I would finish my folder of work either Monday or Tuesday and would just sleep. I had an A in that class for my work and my tests.

I failed that class because "participation is half your grade" Get fucked, cunt.

I saw a house in Phoenix that was in my price range. I thought, "Wow, this house has a lot of natural light."

The last photo was a picture of the roof, or lack thereof.

"This app isn't available for your device because it was made for an older version of Android."

No. People are afraid to die because they know the light at the end of the tunnel is Jersey.

Someone asked me if I was from Jersey. Bitch, do I look like use a whole bottle of bronzing lotion?

To be fair, we had this available for years. Now it's just fully native.

Cries

Dies

So, uh, I have no idea if my chaotic good monitors have different dpi. I guess I'm just used to it lol