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No I'm not!

...is that the "Dark MAGA" bullshit he's throwing out there?

Hail Allfather!

I mean in his defense... This is an onion article after all. It's only mostly believable.

Gotta take the rubes for everything they're worth. I wonder how many inheritances that fucking guy has sacked.

I usually just respond "I'm a sustainer".

I'm too seen here. Time to hide.

This is truly unnerving; and the fact that it probably cost an acre of trees or some shit to generate makes it even worse.

That's just medical too haha -- $150 extra a month for dental, which covers 2 cleanings a year and X-rays every five. No emergency or orthodontic work.

Everytime I hear someone tell me how well our system works, it makes me convulse with fury.