Now this is a proper showerthought...
Braindead
This is the political answer
I started looking for an Android reading app a long time ago, and I've redone my search a number of times over the years, but none come close to ALreader. https://play.google.com/store/apps/details?id=com.neverland.alreader
It's not open source but it's free and the amount of customization beats any other app I've tried. For the scrolling to work to my liking I needed to dick around in the settings a bit to get it exactly to my liking, but the fact that I needed to do so is only due to the number of options available.
There are options for network libraries, but with the size of ebooks being what they are, I've not messed around with this yet.
Downloading a book to an Android is easy peasy tho
Talk about putting a new spin on "not the Onion"
I missed the nipple rubbing in his apology tho
He did say he was sorry
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Remember, lift from the knees, not the back
No kinkshaming
Regardless of the criticism on this article, you do have to give credits for the writer actually reaching out to Birdwell, and doing at least some investigative journalism.
I've worked for multiple different ISPs as support while getting my degree, and there was only 1 good one. Main reason was that they said: "fuck metrics, just fix the problem".
Unicorns do exist
Don't forget, corporations are people too.
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