Those idiots pee all at once and then water it down. Look at it! They're completely insane! You could piss on so many lawns with that!
this post was submitted on 13 Dec 2024
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If they don’t already think we’re nuts for wearing clothes.
Why are they putting on fake fur?
To trap our smells for their enjoyment
There are soo many things that dogs would find very confusing, if they had the capacity to analyze that way. What if they knew that all of our interpersonal interactions were governed mostly by ego, shame, and pride?
I don’t believe all our interactions are governed but ego, shame, and pride.
I certainly just exist with my friends all the time and we talk without filter and just exist together.
Gotta make room for new smells
Now this is a proper showerthought...
My beagle hates it when I do laundry or if my goldendoodle gets perfume at the groomer. Everything MUST be stinky according to the beagle. He does his best to make everything have his hound smell by rubbing all over everything and everyone. I'd be mad if he wasn't so damn cute when he does it. He makes dumb little noises and gives me side eye as he wiggles around like a doofus
Well dog, at least I have nuts, ya eunuch.
AYY you didn't have to do him like that though!
Never would have come up with this on my own. I think you're probably right.
I feel like dogs tend to to give us the benefit of the doubt about everything, never jump to thinking we're crazy.
Or collecting their poo.
You think I wash.
Me as a kid thought that.
SO and I feel the same way about each other's body and clothes odour after not too many days.
2-3 days is the sweet spot, 1 and 4 are OK, more then 5 days is yucky again.