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[–] [email protected] 94 points 9 months ago (7 children)

Damn i hate that word so much. What are they supposed to influence? They are advertiser, period. Influencer should be reserve for someone who actually contribute to the society, not some clown on tiktok/insta doing memes and jokes.

[–] [email protected] 51 points 9 months ago

They are called "influencers" because the ghouls that work in marketing realised that they are an extremely effective tool for their ongoing psychological warfare arms race

[–] [email protected] 27 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Worst of all is that I don't even know how to find realistic reviews for things, like smartphones, anymore - all the reviewers seem to have become "influencers" and lie to your face like "people say that this happens, but I never saw it". Bullsh!t you didn't, when it happens to basically everyone:-(. (even if the phone manufacturer sent them a souped-up item that actually works, the influencer is still collaborating with them, knowing that that will happen)

It is easy to cure ignorance, simply with knowledge, but how do we get around misinformation now, without spending the time to become personal experts on every tiny aspect of life these days?

Late-stage capitalism sucks skibidi toilet :-(.

[–] [email protected] 14 points 9 months ago (4 children)

You're the third person I've heard mention skibidi toilet (my 9-year-old daughter and 12-year-old niece being the other two), and I absolutely refuse to educate myself on whatever the fuck that is.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 9 months ago

is gen alpha thing annoying sibling is obsessed with

[–] [email protected] 6 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago) (1 children)

Here you go: https://piped.video/watch?v=C0fQFFAml5o

Personally I think it's dumb and absurdist enough that it loops back around to funny. Plus it's fun to say.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 9 months ago (1 children)

I like to keep up on modern slang so I can use it incorrectly on ourpose.

Nothing makes my niblings cringe harder than adults trying to be hip with the lingo.

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[–] [email protected] 23 points 9 months ago

They influence a horde of followers to buy shit or click ads. They're a middle-man for parasites.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 9 months ago (1 children)

It's so strange to hear people calling themselves an influencer, like they're bragging about their ability to psychologically manipulate people (whether to sell the shit they're being paid to pretend to like, or just for good old power tripping)

[–] [email protected] 13 points 9 months ago

That's why i hate that word so much. "I am/want to be an influencer" is such a weird phrase but it's an acceptable phrase for a lot of them. What do you trying to influence people with? Science? Math? Arts? Creativity? But no, it's purchasing choice.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 9 months ago

I'd say you have that backwards

Influencer is the word companies use for people with a following, and therefore power over peoples buying decisions.

For some reason it's leaked and been misappropriated.

If you actually make something of value you are whatever that thing is, AND a potential influencer of buying decisions.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 9 months ago

Many people who influenced me in my ways would punch the one who'd call them an influencer.

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[–] [email protected] 87 points 9 months ago (9 children)

My impression of the main microblogging sites has been:

Twitter: musk fanboys, celebrities and people who can't/won't switch

Threads: conservatives, alt-right, grifters and celebrities

Truth social: conspiracy nuts, maggots, alt-right

Mastodon/kbin: nerds, left-wingers and furries

Bluesky: furries, left-wingers and people who liked pre-musk Twitter

[–] [email protected] 78 points 9 months ago (4 children)

You heard it here first, Lemmy is where the normies hang out.

[–] [email protected] 71 points 9 months ago (2 children)

Lemmy: Linux fan boys who will hear no wrong. Also the gays

[–] [email protected] 24 points 9 months ago (1 children)
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[–] [email protected] 4 points 9 months ago

🦀🦀$$11 a month🦀🦀

[–] [email protected] 2 points 9 months ago (1 children)
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[–] [email protected] 33 points 9 months ago (2 children)

Lemmy is 1000% not for normies. Not yet, anyway.

[–] [email protected] 19 points 9 months ago

I'm not 100% sure what a normie even is, and I suspect there's a decent chance that makes me a normie.

And if yes.... we're heeeeeeeeerrrrre.

[–] MagicShel 17 points 9 months ago (1 children)

I don't want to gatekeep, but I'm really enjoying Lemmy without normies. It reminds me of the pre-2k internet. Nerds and weirdos just being themselves and celebrating each other's weirdness.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 9 months ago (1 children)

But how am I supposed to improve faking not being weird (for the outside world), if we all just let out the full weirdness here? ;)

[–] MagicShel 4 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago) (2 children)

It's a trap. It's all a fucking trap. Next thing you know you'll be working middle management somewhere and sipping Moscato with boring-ass friends and living vicariously through posts by people half your age on niche boards who dedicate their house to model trains or polyamory or have a ridiculous aquarium or listen to bands you've never heard of in a genre you love but now you can't listen to any more because god forbid your boss gets in your car and you autoplay something other than pop country or classic rock. Your kids'll do something and you're like "that's awesome" and you look over and your partner is frowning at you like "aren't you going to do something to stop this?"

Just fucking be weird. Normalcy is a fucking trap.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 9 months ago (1 children)

dedicate their house to model trains or polyamory

Uh... how are people doing this?

[–] MagicShel 3 points 9 months ago

I was just trying to grab a wide cross-section of interests. I don't have any advice for combining them, but good luck!

[–] [email protected] 2 points 9 months ago

Been there, done that. Only thing I learned is that everyone has their kind of issues, and upper + top management has too many psychos. So thanks, I'll take your advice and will just be weird :)

[–] [email protected] 9 points 9 months ago

Lemmy isn't really microblogging though.

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[–] [email protected] 38 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Mastodon/kbin: nerds, left-wingers and furries

Being a Mastodon user does not make me a nerd, left-winger furry.

I mean,

I am a left-winger furry nerd,

But not because I'm on Mastodon!

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[–] [email protected] 10 points 9 months ago (1 children)

I feel like at least 70% of the tweets I get on Bluesky's Discover page are from trans people.
I'm not complaining, it's just interesting.
I wonder if it's an algorithm thing (I follow some trans users) or if Bluesky is simply where they all fled to after the Muskening.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 9 months ago

i just wanna tell them, why not fediverse?

[–] [email protected] 6 points 9 months ago

Twitter has an annoyingly persistent hold out crew of lefties and furries as well. Which is a shame, because its cutting into the Bluesky/Mastodon content.

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[–] [email protected] 30 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Completely agree. Use the nuclear option immediately to defend the fediverse from the sociopathic transnational corporation Meta.

[–] [email protected] 20 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Don't say that around here. You'll get a thousand sycophants down your throat bleating "It'S ThE uSeR's ChOiCe!!!!" and that you're "against free speech" and "just as bad as Meta" if you want us to disconnect from them.

I'm with you, though. Meta is evil and we should not be doing business with them in any way. Any user who wants to make the "choice" to do business with Meta can do it using one of Meta's many own products instead.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago)

if is user's choice they can move

[–] [email protected] 29 points 9 months ago

But won't somebody please think of those poor billionaires who want us to buy those things that they pay influencers to sell on Threads!? /s

Ironically one of the top things I cherish in life is not having to watch such ads, which is why I am not on Threads/Facebook/Meta/Twitter/X or even Reddit (except one sub that won't move here) in the first place.

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[–] [email protected] 12 points 9 months ago (1 children)

I think social media was invented to cause revolutions

[–] [email protected] 16 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago) (1 children)

Idk, man. If you look at countries currently experiencing lots of public uprisings and revolutionary organizing, they seem to be the ones with some of the least prolific digital media. Myanmar, northern India, and rural Bolivia all have terrible wifi.

Folks in "modern" nations like South Korea and Dubai and the UK are increasingly these NEET hermits with no friends or romantic partners or sense of collective good will who just fixate on online phantasm celebrities. Occasionally, one of them pops off and tries to murder a politician. But that's not revolutionary conduct.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 9 months ago

Seems like it's easier to divide people who arr using social media.

If they don't have social media, they might go make friends, and those friends might have the same problems, and might seek to solve them...

[–] [email protected] 6 points 9 months ago (2 children)

Won't it be more fun to downvote anything posted or connected by a user @threads?

[–] [email protected] 50 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago)

Great idea, let's start a fight against 1 billion monthly users with our 50k.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 9 months ago

I don't think they have downvotes for that matter.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 9 months ago (1 children)
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