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[–] [email protected] 127 points 10 months ago (2 children)

Take it even farther, not all species get hammered on the same chemicals. “Barkeep, a glass of your finest room-temperature-aged milk, please!”

[–] [email protected] 48 points 10 months ago

Deep Alien Nation reference! I love it

[–] [email protected] 10 points 10 months ago

So... kefir?

[–] [email protected] 80 points 10 months ago

30 and uhh... half elf. Not full elf. Totally half.

[–] [email protected] 71 points 10 months ago (1 children)

A rule book for all the different 'coming of age' ceremonies and that the proof of those are.

"Dar'grock the destroyer, soooooo you should have... A....oh! The skull of a foe slain in 1 on 1 combat"

[–] [email protected] 33 points 10 months ago

Why you need see Dar'grock's Foeskull? Dar'grock forget Foeskull today, but look at Dar'grock face, he have full beard so Dar'grock clearly come of age already....

Please, Dar'grock will bring Foeskull next time!

[–] [email protected] 53 points 10 months ago (10 children)

I took a sacred oath, sir! I can't serve you Mr 40 year old Drow or I become an oathbreaker. Sorry, not sorry.

[–] [email protected] 52 points 10 months ago (2 children)

Meanwhile, "Let's see... anthropomorphic mosquito... Let me see that ID. You're 2 hours old? That checks out, here's your bourbon.

[–] [email protected] 29 points 10 months ago (3 children)

Tbh when your life is that short, you can't really see the consequences of your actions, so you might as well get wasted 24/7

[–] [email protected] 18 points 10 months ago (1 children)

When your life is that short, you don’t perceive “short” the way humans do anyway

[–] [email protected] 9 points 10 months ago

Mass effect did that pretty well with the frog species.

Their avg lifespan is only like 35 years and as a result they move and talk much faster than other species. But they're still aware of the overall shortness of their lives compared to other species.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago) (1 children)

Due to the tragically short life span of the average fruit fly,
College is not really an option.
Caps and gowns don't come in that size anyway.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 10 months ago

Fruit flies do love their booze though. The best trap for them is baited with wine

[–] [email protected] 4 points 10 months ago

Well, 24/3.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 10 months ago

It takes five days for them to go from a larva to a pupa. They're definitely not an adult, and they couldn't be confused for one.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 10 months ago

I know a lot of people homebrew this to be different in their games and that's fine, but just to clarify to anyone curious, if we're talking D&D 5e, elves mature at the same rate as humans, and the reason they only consider themselves adults at 100 is purely cultural.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 10 months ago

Nah man I'm part human on my fathers side so it's fine!

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[–] recursive_recursion 30 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago) (1 children)

so it says here cyborg elvish catboomer
hmm...

I can only offer a dragon's vegan tonic with 2 Karmotrine or a pearl of shapeshifting water

if you aren't satisfied with our current selection please come back in 2 cycles, I'll make sure my successor will be able to better serve you with an expanded menu

[–] [email protected] 2 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Ah yes "optional" karmotrine. Which to me means fill the rest of the drink with it.

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[–] [email protected] 26 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago) (2 children)

I feel like it would be the same as countries outside the US: If you can reach over the bar to order, you're allowed to drink.

So it must really suck to be a gnome or halfling.

[–] [email protected] 14 points 10 months ago (3 children)
[–] [email protected] 3 points 10 months ago

Funnily, despite what OP suggests, it's if anything MORE difficult to get alcohol outside the states, especially for teens.

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[–] [email protected] 5 points 10 months ago

I live in the UK and you still get ID checks for many places. It's not as lax as you make out, although it definitely depends on the specific establishment you are talking about.

[–] [email protected] 22 points 10 months ago

Mayfly enters bar.

Bartender asks for ID.

Mayfly: Do I look like I was born yesterday?

[–] [email protected] 16 points 10 months ago

Legal drinking ages are such a modern invention though. It's kind of funny but a weird fit for sure.

[–] [email protected] 13 points 10 months ago (5 children)

That’s not even what happens here though. Just because you can drink in Canada at 18 doesn’t mean I can go to the States, you’ve gotta be 21.

[–] [email protected] 28 points 10 months ago (2 children)

Not sure if Canadians and Americans are different species though.

[–] [email protected] 16 points 10 months ago
[–] [email protected] 4 points 10 months ago

Me neither, but we mustn't rule it out yet.

[–] [email protected] 19 points 10 months ago

Of course, the values vary depending on which pub guild is controlling this particular pub.

[–] 5C5C5C 14 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago) (1 children)

Different species may have different ages of brain maturity at which point alcohol won't pose as much of a risk of stunting their mental development. Elves for example settle into adulthood at around 100 years of age.

So a responsible legislature would codify in its laws what the minimum drinking age is for each species based on science's best understanding of their physiology.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Dragons don’t really ever stop growing, although if there’s one in your bar you have much bigger problems.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 10 months ago

They don't stop growing, but once they're 101 they're an adult.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago) (1 children)

Not really a good analogy, because the age at which you can drink is based on where you are, not in where you were born etc. An American 18 year old could go to Canada or well pretty much anywhere else in the world and they can get as drunk as they like.

[–] sukhmel 2 points 10 months ago (1 children)

age is based on where you are, not in where you were born

Age is based on when you were born, not where you were born, unless if you were born orbiting black hole /j

[–] [email protected] 3 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago) (1 children)

Lol yeah I should have proof read that.

Fixed now.

[–] sukhmel 2 points 10 months ago

Well it read pretty much correctly, now it's clearer, thanks :)

[–] [email protected] 6 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Hell, just different parts of Canada have different drinking ages

[–] [email protected] 3 points 10 months ago

There's a reason why university students in Ontario like to go to Montreal to party, after all.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

This concept goes so well in a spelljammer like setting. Imagine the Laughing Beholder with large Luigi doing this. "Okay, what sphere are you from again? Okay, next I need your planet, then your species, then your age."

EDIT:

Noncombat or low combat adventure idea that just came to me based on this. A group of grifters has conned Large Luigi or your version of this bar owner by posing as an interplanetary or interplanes alcohol enforcement agency. They pulled a fake sting and made off with something precious of the innkeepers as a fine. The party either hears this from the barkeep when they order or from the other patrons who are fed-up with the arcane ID system and long waits on drinks. Only recovering the fine or capturing the grifters can the situation be set right.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 10 months ago

"...Unless you're dextro like me. Then it'll kill ya."

[–] [email protected] 5 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

Not fantasy, but in the SciFi book the Draco Tavern is about the only alien bar on earth wherein the owner has to be careful not to feed his guests any poison that would be delicacies on Earth.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 10 months ago (1 children)

So we are ignoring jurisdiction? ... Well... even if we ignore the possibility of an infinite universe, tracking hundreds of thousands of legal systems and species biology (what is intoxicating to whom, the cognitive self-development thresholds, how much of a substance one may serve to whom) and being able authenticate/verify an ID (we have photo-ids, but maybe others are different)... like a slime-species that identifies each other by smell... or taste... I'm confident that for any interesting set size, this would actually be an unsolvable problem.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 10 months ago

A universal biometric verifier checking against approved ID cards could be interesting in a setting like that

[–] [email protected] 3 points 10 months ago

What are like characters ? characters that are similar ? alike ?

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