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Mike Tyson: heavyweight boxer who is short

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[–] [email protected] 74 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago) (4 children)
[–] [email protected] 23 points 11 months ago (1 children)
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[–] [email protected] 5 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)

There was a short black kid like that in high school, saw him in the gym in '87 or '88. I'm 5'8", maybe an inch shorter then? This guy was clearly shorter than me.

Eating lunch in the risers and my friend started pointing, "There he is! Check this dude out!"

That guy had cannonballs for calf muscles. Like Spud, it was eye-popping to see him spring.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 11 months ago

Goddamn his smile in that picture is contagious. He looks like he's just stoked to be there.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 11 months ago

Muggsy Bogues, too. Though I don’t think he won a dunk contest.

[–] [email protected] 55 points 11 months ago (2 children)

I came into this expecting a thread full of Stanley Cup champion, elite athlete at the highest level, and prime example of perfected male physique, Phil Kessel, but haven’t seen a single mention of him. So I’ll start it.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 11 months ago

Just noticed the tear in the underwear lmao

[–] [email protected] 3 points 11 months ago

The hotdog man himself.

[–] [email protected] 27 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago) (2 children)

Tim Lincecum. It literally required his engineer father to analyze and perfect every part of his pitching mechanics to be able to compete at the highest level. Everything about his pitching delivery was so goddamn weird that he is simply known as The Freak. But for a short time he was as good as anyone, throwing 2 no hitters, and winning 2 cy young awards and 3 world series.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Google says he's 5'11? Is that too short to pitch?

[–] [email protected] 4 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Most MLB pitchers, and players for that matter, are over 6 foot tall.

No it’s not too short to pitch, but less than average.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 11 months ago

That doesn't surprise me too much. I'm just surprised at the notion that being 5'11 would require such drastic effort. I'm not doubting it, I just would've figured there were a bunch of pitchers that height with people like Randy Johnson being outliers. But I don't really watch baseball.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)

And let's not forget the Giants' amazing reliever, Pablo Sandoval (0.00 ERA and 0.00 WHIP)!

For those not in the loop, he was a (seemingly) overweight 3rd baseman who made phenomenally athletic plays and hit monster home runs (especially in the postseason, leading to 3 World Series trophies and a WS MVP), earning the nickname "Kung Fu Panda."

Then, in the twilight of his career, he also pitched 2 innings without allowing a baserunner, becoming a bit of an SF meme, including at least one "Let Pablo Pitch" bobblehead.

[–] [email protected] 25 points 11 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 4 points 11 months ago

Small highlight reel of the Lil speed demon.

https://youtu.be/lOGj8qM6hQ0?si=SdG7hSvn_Ma5xzDB

[–] [email protected] 20 points 11 months ago (2 children)

Donald Trump. He's really not fit for anything. Kinda weird though being 6'4" and 240lbs of pure muscle...

[–] [email protected] 26 points 11 months ago

Nonsense. I'm sure there's an orange jumpsuit that fits him perfectly.

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[–] [email protected] 17 points 11 months ago (1 children)

You see, what I fear in Tyson is not his height, but his arms.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 11 months ago

Yes, it's just long people usually have long arms.

[–] [email protected] 14 points 11 months ago (1 children)

There was a lot of chatter when the Seattle Seahawks drafted Russell Wilson about how he was too short to throw over the linemen. In his second year as a quarterback he led the Seahawks to their first ever Super Bowl victory, and led them to another appearance and almost a second victory the following year.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 11 months ago (1 children)

I similarly thought of Michael Vick. Man, I miss watching him play every Sunday.

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[–] [email protected] 13 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Mugsy Bogues was pretty short but did well in the NBA.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Pretty short!? That ball ass dude was only 5' 3". He was damn near a foot and a half under a lot of his colleagues. He was quick as hell and new how to pass for the assist.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 11 months ago (2 children)

I had no idea a 5'3" guy was ever on the NBA. That's insane to me. And really inspirational in a way.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 11 months ago

Mugsy got took by one of the Mon-Stars in Space Jam.

I can't think of a higher honor than an alien thinking you're one of the top 5 on the planet!

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[–] [email protected] 13 points 11 months ago

Tommy Caldwell is a high level outdoor rock climber and he’s missing most of his left index finger.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)

Fedor Emelianenko always looked frumpy compared to everyone he fought. That was the last thing most people thought before they woke up from hard reboot anyway.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 11 months ago

Loris Baz a motorcycle racer. He’s 190cm (6’3”) in a sport where the average is 172cm 5’8”. He isn’t super accomplished when it comes to podiums or anything. But he still managed to drive in the MotoGP class which is the highest motorcycle racing class.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Sebastian Jankowski was an NFL kicker listed at 6'1" and 260 lbs. While not much taller than average he was 65 lbs heavier.

Also while there have been a handful of 5'6" or under NFL players, I love the fact that the Eagles have had two of them in the last 5 years. Darren Sproles and Boston Scott.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 11 months ago (1 children)

*Janikowski. You mistyped and left out the "i".

My favorite NFL kicker. He absolutely had the leg to break the NFL record for farthest field goal for a while, but the few chances in a game he was given to do it, he didn't quite manage. Still makes me sad to this day.

Guy went 18 years as an NFL kicker. That's crazy! The average career for a kicker is only 5 years. Not the longest career kicker (Morten Anderson with an ungodly 25 seasons) but still much longer than most.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 11 months ago

When he was in college, him and some teammates snuck out of their hotel in New Orleans to party. Everyone else got suspended and they asked Bobby Bowden why Janikowski wasn’t suspended and he said, β€œI like him; we have an β€˜international rule.’”

[–] [email protected] 11 points 11 months ago (2 children)

Tyson being relatively short and stocky might've breen what helped him in the heavyweight division against all those guys with a wider wingspan that couldn't really catch him when he got close.

I think Fedor fits this category more where he didn't look fit but just kept winning against everyone.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 11 months ago

Short also helps in weight based competition by allowing more muscle mass.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)

Fedor is proof that dad bods can be just as scary as roided muscle bods, for sure.

Shogun was kinda built like that, too, and had a hell of a run in Pride.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Hunter Pence has multiple world series rings and had the goofiest throwing and batting style. Turns out he has a back condition that caused his thoracic vertebrae to fuse giving him basically zero flexibility through his mid spine. Also just a fun weird guy.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 11 months ago

Hunter Pence is a great example, but one of the things that's great about baseball is that there is a place for every body type. If you're in shape (and sometimes even if not) no matter where your athletic gifts are, you can imagine a role on a baseball team.

Bartolo Colon was my pick for OP. If he can be an in demand pitcher into his 40s, any body type can.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 11 months ago

Bartolo Colon aka Big Sexy - the legendary pitcher who retired from the MLB at 50 years old but apparently will pitch in an upcoming Pakistani baseball league on a team called the Karachi Monarchs managed by none other than Miguel Tejada with Adrian Beltre at GM.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 11 months ago

Tony hawk has said he's a bit too tall and lanky for skateboarding

[–] [email protected] 6 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Messi had genetic issue, but he went to winning valid 6 baloon d'or. The last two were questionable.

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[–] [email protected] 6 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago) (1 children)

Walter Payton

edit: he was small for a power back at 5’10” 200lbs. No one thought someone that size would do what he did in the NFL.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 11 months ago

That man was a joy to watch. Hell, the '85 Bears were probably the most entertaining NFL team of all time.

Cocky, asshole quarterback that threw heat-seeking missiles, a household appliance for a lineman, old-school tough-guy coach, MTv video, solid Super Bowl win, all that. Gods, so much more. "Yep. Singletary again. Figured."

One of the few plays I ever remember was I think the '85 championships? Maybe the Super Bowl? The defense tried to fucking kill that asshole McMahon. Hit him so hard he spun horizontally like a pinwheel. "Holy shit! Can they get away with that?!"

Another win, which was a foregone thing, they handed the ball to The Refrigerator and he walked it in. Dudes hanging all over him, just kept walking.

They simply whipped everyone who took the field. LOL, no one tuned in to see if they would win, we tuned in to see a 55-gallon barrel of whoop-ass opened on the opposition.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/1985_Chicago_Bears_season

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[–] [email protected] 3 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Usain bolt, to some extent

[–] [email protected] 4 points 11 months ago (2 children)

What’s wrong with his body?

[–] [email protected] 9 points 11 months ago (1 children)

I think he’s taller than usual, so it takes him longer to accelerate at the start, but then he makes up for it with long strides.

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[–] [email protected] 8 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Being tall is not ideal for short distance sprinting.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Meh. He is a bit taller than the norm at 6' 5" for a 100m sprinter, but for over the past 50 years every single 100m gold medalist has been 6' to 6 3".

So really, he's only 2" taller than most champions.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 11 months ago

Which is a lot when you are at that level of competition.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 11 months ago

Drew brees. Apparently he is too short to be a QB

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