SeabassDan

joined 1 year ago

All jokers fault probably in c/[email protected]

[–] [email protected] 13 points 1 month ago (2 children)

I heard that mf has like, 30 gdamn clocks

All Hail King Biden the First in c/[email protected]

[–] [email protected] 26 points 2 months ago (4 children)

I heard that mfer had like, 30 gdamn dicks

I'm connected to my new hotspot. What does this number 6 mean? This is the first time I've ever seen a number associated with any Wi-Fi notification. in c/[email protected]

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 months ago

Is that where your phone case opens up to receive your bro's phone into it?

What's stopping him? in c/[email protected]

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 months ago

Yeah, that tends to happen with empires.

Fascinating in c/[email protected]

[–] [email protected] 3 points 3 months ago

So they've been using it, it just won't be available to us poors.

xkcd #2942: Fluid Speech in c/[email protected]

[–] [email protected] 19 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

Hop-tay'doh

Subscribe, I love these

TRUMP GUILTY ON ALL 34 COUNTS in c/[email protected]

[–] [email protected] 5 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

pardon

heh

Victim reports his father missing. Police instead interrogated him for 17 hours, said they killed his dog, and withheld his meds from the victim. Victim tried to commit suicide in the room. in c/[email protected]

[–] [email protected] 4 points 3 months ago (1 children)

I'd love to see a JCS episode on this.

Teen rapper accidentally kills himself on social media video after pointing gun at his head and pulling trigger in c/[email protected]

[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Makes you wonder if it was at least on some level intentional.

A cop allegedly shot and killed his Lyft driver, claiming he was being kidnapped for a 'gay fraternity' in c/[email protected]

[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 months ago

So he's just one of us, then

Anon's sister is a NEET shut-in in c/[email protected]

[–] [email protected] 9 points 3 months ago (2 children)

I hope it's not, what the hell kind of parents do these kids have??

Drake's Security Guard Seriously Injured After Shooting at Rapper's Toronto Home in c/[email protected]

[–] [email protected] 25 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago)

I still think that Drake knows he lost the diss track battle, so he's gonna really try and do some damage by shooting up his own house and vandalizing the OVHO shop to try and blame Kendrick and cause him legal trouble. You know he doesn't care about his people, he'll toss his own guys under the bus in a heartbeat.

It's a bitch move tbh