this post was submitted on 23 May 2025
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[–] RandomVideos 6 points 9 hours ago (1 children)

What if i know how to read, but not how to write?

[–] [email protected] 10 points 11 hours ago

But I what about those that can read, but not write? They can not read and write, so they are not liars. This chart is flawed

[–] [email protected] 22 points 13 hours ago (1 children)

Can someone read this for me? I am a horse and therefore cannot read

[–] [email protected] 30 points 16 hours ago* (last edited 16 hours ago) (2 children)

A person with only one leg who is unsure of their identity would get stuck, having no options that are not two and four.

For that matter, a horse with two legs cut off becomes a man, if only it could be taught to read a chart. Or at least not a horse anymore.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 11 hours ago

a horse with two legs cut off becomes a man

Please don't give Diogenes any ideas

[–] [email protected] 16 points 15 hours ago (1 children)

What if I am a horse that can read?

[–] [email protected] 3 points 10 hours ago

Walking legs?

[–] [email protected] 7 points 14 hours ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 2 points 11 hours ago

Horse: I’ve got cancer.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 11 hours ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 1 points 5 hours ago

On this blessed day, Vaush becomes the horse he always wanted to be.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 15 hours ago (1 children)

straps coconuts on his feet

What about now?

[–] [email protected] 6 points 15 hours ago (1 children)

Horse fursona: 🐴

Chart: 💥

[–] [email protected] 4 points 14 hours ago

Damn, I had my hopes high in the beginning

[–] [email protected] 6 points 16 hours ago (1 children)

Horses are terrifying evil aliens. Yes I'm drunk, shut up...

[–] [email protected] 11 points 15 hours ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 4 points 15 hours ago

Favourite book?

Don Key-ote.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 16 hours ago (1 children)