troglodytis

I'm love'n it

Gotta keep your eye on the target

Shia LaBeouf

Ballgowns and fractals can mate? Can we get a rule 34 in that?

Who are you, so wise in the ways of science?

Going alone? On a wide body if the middle has 4 or 5 seats, move to an inside aisle seat next to a couple or group of three, respectively. They're more likely to disturb each other to get up for bathroom breaks than you. If you can do this with one seat between, that seat will be one of the last to fill.

I love me some window seats, but on the long haul it sucks to have to wake peeps to go take a piss.

Do get up and walk the plane. Your legs will thank you.

Buy a little sign that sticks on your seat to let the flight attendants know to wake you for food or do not disturb.

Little pink houses for you and me

The reasons were many and verified.

Literally translates to "the cigarette gets you pregnant October"

This placebo post is suffering from a lack of Placebo

I'd be popping balloons like any good monkey should

And that's why it really hurts