this post was submitted on 14 May 2025
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[–] [email protected] 8 points 3 hours ago* (last edited 2 hours ago) (1 children)

Pages are fractional now?

Man, I really gotta get with the times...

[–] [email protected] 5 points 3 hours ago

"Section". They just used the wrong word ¯\(ツ)

[–] [email protected] 192 points 12 hours ago (4 children)
[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 hours ago

The default libass shaping engine,

[–] [email protected] 13 points 5 hours ago
[–] [email protected] 61 points 10 hours ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 30 points 8 hours ago (1 children)

I’m so old and tired, this isn’t even funny anymore. I’ll have to explain to some junior engineer about ASS. Then management will learn about this term “ass”, and use it incorrectly at every possible opportunity. Then when no one can explain ASS, I end up being “the ass guy.”

[–] [email protected] 94 points 12 hours ago (3 children)

ASS (Advanced Substation Alpha)

[–] [email protected] 46 points 12 hours ago* (last edited 12 hours ago) (2 children)

Fantastic sub format for anime.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 11 hours ago (1 children)

I wonder why “great” and “sword” need to be Katakana

[–] [email protected] 11 points 11 hours ago
[–] [email protected] 1 points 7 hours ago (1 children)

Eyy I just watched Red Ranger, extremely enjoyable for how stupid it is. I bet I'd have loved power rangers if I watched it as a kid

[–] ulterno 0 points 2 hours ago

I watched too much of power rangers on TV as a child.
As a result, I don't find the anime enjoyable.

Even though the premise was fun, I just couldn't tolerate it enough to feel the fun.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 8 hours ago

Right in the nostalgia! Happiness is a warm genlock...

[–] [email protected] 20 points 11 hours ago (3 children)

Why is that not ASA? Or even ASSA.

[–] [email protected] 44 points 10 hours ago

Because they knew exactly what they were doing, obviously.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 8 hours ago

Because substation alpha is SSA so they just reversed it.

Because it's funny.

[–] [email protected] 28 points 10 hours ago

Because ASS.

[–] [email protected] 17 points 9 hours ago (1 children)

Force Feminisation male pregnancy

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 hours ago

Im listening

[–] [email protected] 28 points 12 hours ago (3 children)

Wtf? Is datascope funny or am I missing something?

[–] [email protected] 40 points 12 hours ago (1 children)

This guy doesn't get the joke, everyone point and laugh!

[–] [email protected] 17 points 12 hours ago

Ha ha ha, whoosh! Right guise?

[–] [email protected] 1 points 6 hours ago* (last edited 6 hours ago)

You scrolled too far. 😆 Same as me, but I scrolled back up.

[–] [email protected] 13 points 11 hours ago (1 children)
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