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[–] [email protected] 207 points 15 hours ago (5 children)
[–] [email protected] 5 points 3 hours ago

I always chuckle when Jellyfin shows subtitles as "Full ASS".

[–] [email protected] 6 points 5 hours ago

The default libass shaping engine,

[–] [email protected] 67 points 14 hours ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 36 points 11 hours ago (1 children)

I’m so old and tired, this isn’t even funny anymore. I’ll have to explain to some junior engineer about ASS. Then management will learn about this term “ass”, and use it incorrectly at every possible opportunity. Then when no one can explain ASS, I end up being “the ass guy.”

[–] [email protected] 100 points 15 hours ago (4 children)

ASS (Advanced Substation Alpha)

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 hour ago* (last edited 1 hour ago)

When I took a geometry test in eighth grade, I got a point deducted because I wrote ASS instead of SSA (side-side-angle) when calculating angles and side lengths of a triangle. Still got the right answer though

[–] [email protected] 47 points 15 hours ago* (last edited 15 hours ago) (2 children)

Fantastic sub format for anime.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 15 hours ago (1 children)

I wonder why “great” and “sword” need to be Katakana

[–] [email protected] 11 points 15 hours ago
[–] [email protected] 1 points 10 hours ago (1 children)

Eyy I just watched Red Ranger, extremely enjoyable for how stupid it is. I bet I'd have loved power rangers if I watched it as a kid

[–] ulterno 0 points 5 hours ago

I watched too much of power rangers on TV as a child.
As a result, I don't find the anime enjoyable.

Even though the premise was fun, I just couldn't tolerate it enough to feel the fun.

[–] [email protected] 21 points 14 hours ago (3 children)

Why is that not ASA? Or even ASSA.

[–] [email protected] 50 points 14 hours ago

Because they knew exactly what they were doing, obviously.

[–] [email protected] 30 points 13 hours ago
[–] [email protected] 12 points 11 hours ago

Because substation alpha is SSA so they just reversed it.

Because it's funny.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 11 hours ago

Right in the nostalgia! Happiness is a warm genlock...