Jerkface

joined 1 year ago
[–] [email protected] 36 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago)

AUDIENCE

BOOO! BOOO!

CATHERINE (one hand on her hip, the other defiantly pointing at the audience)

I do as I please! I do as I please! Y’all don’t know me! I do as I please!

[–] [email protected] 6 points 5 days ago

In what way was Franklyn Cicero greedy? Wasn't his whole role to advocate for the common man?

[–] [email protected] 10 points 5 days ago

I'm sure he felt very clever.

[–] [email protected] 30 points 5 days ago (2 children)

10 min: This should be interesting. 20 min: Why does this feel... off? 30 min: I must be missing a lot of historical references. 40 min: Wait, is the audience the butt of the joke here? 50 min - 90 min: confusion/anger 100 min: Holy shit Aubrey Plaza is hot 120 min: He made a whole movie for that one scene 🤣

[–] [email protected] 5 points 5 days ago

His anus wide.

[–] [email protected] 0 points 5 days ago

Weekly downloads: 152,124

[–] [email protected] 9 points 6 days ago (2 children)

Americans are increasingly concerned about Donald Trump’s age and fitness as dictator

[–] [email protected] 15 points 1 week ago

I'd never seen that before. Holy shit.

[–] [email protected] 0 points 1 week ago

She definitely left out part of that story.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 week ago

How do you nominate for comment of the year?

[–] [email protected] 56 points 1 week ago (3 children)

I don't want to go back to cleaning mouse balls.

[–] [email protected] 24 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)
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