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Tangential rant: how did we get to a world in which shit like Plaid and Teller exist?

The first rule of security is don't tell people your password.

The second rule of security club is DON'T FUCKING TELL PEOPLE YOUR PASSWORD.

"We need to link your bank account"

Ok

"Put your password to your bank account in this little JavaScript widget"

Bro??? What? To my fucking bank account? Arguably the most important password I have?

"We promise we won't log it"

Oh, well ok then, as long as you pinky promise, I guess

How is this considered NORMAL?!

And now there's some sites that won't even let you do the "old way" of making tiny deposits! They demand that you use Plaid!

AAAAHHH CRAZY PILLS

I think Jack H might be on to the gag. But it's hard to say for sure.

Yardi listed as a system - Must be an asset management company if I remember the awful softwares I managed back when I did help desk.

And then there's me, when my company signed up all up for cyber security training to identify scams, I assumed it was a scam and deleted it...

Top tip guys, when you sign your staff up for this shit, tell them first.

I'd like to change my password from hunter to hunter2

Edward Snowden did something very similar to this while working as a sysadmin in order to obtain access to many systems he otherwise would not have access to. It was internally dubbed the "password roundup."

... This is a 'which coworkers are idiots?' test... right?

... Right?

I wanna change my account password from 12345 to 54321, so it's different from my boss' luggage

I feel like this would be in a video game where the devs had to put a puzzle but didn't want to

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Facebook is Bad, mmmkay

ect.