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[A tower of blocks is shown. The upper half consists of many tiny blocks balanced on top of one another to form smaller towers, labeled:]
All modern digital infrastructure
[The blocks rest on larger blocks lower down in the image, finally on a single large block. This is balanced on top of a set of blocks on the left, and on the right, a single tiny block placed on its side. This one is labeled:]
A project some random person in Nebraska has been thanklessly maintaining since 2003
Its ok, I'm in Ireland.
$10,000/gallon. If someone made a car than ran on ink, they could bankrupt themselves very efficiently.
For a business. Originally freelance, but it eventually got roped into a full-time job.
Printing, I'd assume.
I have a deskjet 990 (i think) working fine in the attic. Just plug in the cable and it works.
Most likely, yes.
edit: its from 2022.
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A piece of paper on an old printer (a laserjet 4050 to be specific. It says: "Hello, My name is LaserJet 4050 and I was made in 1999. I’ve been doing my job printing your documents for many many years, however I think the motor that powers my paper feeder is bad. This makes me sad because I’m not able to do my job very reliably. As such, I am formally presenting this document as a letter of resignation. IT is working on finding a replacement for me, but for the time being, I apologize if I tell you I have a paper jam. Please allow me to refer you to my coworker, LaserJet 3390. 3390 resides outside of Ray’s office and can be reached at: Please accept my sincerest apologies for failing. Thank you for replacing my toner and restocking my paper tray. It’s been a wonderful 14 years of working together. Much love, LaserJet 4050
I can't wait till there's a federated git host, the github network effect is real.
Good fucking lord:
Its probably better to use some form of server-side rendering.
You can put it in an iframe, but that's bad for accessibility. You can put it in a regular frame, but that element is deprecated.
You could also make a small script that adds the contents of the file into a div
Considering its the url used in the microsoft store, I'd assume it is.
The name servers are also azure urls.
They fixed it a bit ago.
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An email with the subject "Tic Tok Trend".
It says:
Students and Parents,
We are aware of the Tik Tok trend involving students inserting small metal objects (such as paper clips, pushpins, pencil lead, etc.) into the charging ports of their Chromebooks. This can result in creating sparks, electrical fires, and/or battery punctures, all of which can cause serious injury and damage.
After this message, if a student chooses to participate in this inappropriate behavior, the student may be charged the replacement fee for a new Chromebook. Additionally, the student will face disciplinary action in the form of out of school suspension (OSS).
We are asking for your support in speaking with your child about the dangers of this behavior, as well as reinforcing the importance of treating school-issued devices with care.
A purple button at the bottom says “View, Appreciate or Reply”, and a note underneath states “Please do not reply to this email.”
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A comment on a ticket saying "Resolved - Employee fired."
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A kindle with broken text encoding.
My gender? 1x38b.
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A personality test. The result says, "The quiz is complete! The Jung personality test's 60 questions classify you as: Catastrophic Failure {1x38b). something went wrong. Contact website administrator with the provided error code for troubleshooting." The "Gender" field aslo says "1x38B".
I applaud your self-restraint.