Irelephant

Eh, close enough.

I miss when the onion made satire.

Whenever I'm looking for a simple app like an alarm or notes app, fdroid is the best place to check.

Early 2000s

Not exactly, first of all, this is pretty divisive which I dislike, a lot of late Gen z can and has torrented and used ddl sites. It's early Gen z and Gen alpha that is hopeless.

Nothing ever happens.

I feel old and I wasn't even born on the 1900s

Yeah, I can't guess this one. What is it?

Me when someone is looking through my phone

This took me a second to process.

He does have a lot to do with it, but he did not think of any of it.

Nintendo was planning on adopting floppies iirc, but they were too easy to copy from.