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[–] [email protected] 151 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (5 children)
[–] [email protected] 106 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (3 children)

Dear Sir/Madam,

FIRE! FIRE!
HELP ME!
123 Carrendon Road.
Looking forward to hearing from you.

All the best,
Maurice Moss

[–] [email protected] 42 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I'll just put this over here... with the rest of the fire...

[–] [email protected] 33 points 1 week ago

Roy: Weirdest thing just happened… (notices the fire) FIRE!!!

Moss: I’ve sent an email. It’s fine.

Roy: An email?! It’s a fire! Where’s… Where’s the extinguisher?

(Moss points out that the extinguisher is also on fire!)

Roy: How?!

Moss: Made in Britain!

[–] [email protected] 15 points 1 week ago

Doesn't seem formal enough, imho.

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[–] [email protected] 37 points 1 week ago (1 children)

That second "0" should be a "9". I don't know why I'm so bothered by this, but I had the song playing in my head, and it got derailed.

[–] [email protected] 14 points 1 week ago (1 children)
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[–] [email protected] 35 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 15 points 1 week ago

Gets me every time.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 week ago

Excellent!

for next challenge multiply the 3 numbers in back if your card by 2 and then add 1

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[–] [email protected] 71 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Take my number

Multiply by one

divide by ze̸Ŕ̷̨̜͍o̷͚̤̘͖͎̭͎̦͓͊̆̏̈́̓͛̚͜

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[–] [email protected] 57 points 1 week ago (3 children)
[–] [email protected] 42 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 17 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (2 children)

Ok Grandpa's. Time to take you guys back home and turn unreal tournament back on

[–] [email protected] 20 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Hurtful comment.

So hurtful that I’m about to put on my robe and wizard hat

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[–] [email protected] 40 points 1 week ago

Add one, multiply by zero. Got it!

[–] [email protected] 33 points 1 week ago (1 children)
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[–] [email protected] 26 points 1 week ago (4 children)

0987 7654 5432 4321

Same as my wifi password, luggage code, and bank acct number.

[–] [email protected] 13 points 1 week ago (1 children)

That's one hell of a lock on that luggage.

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[–] [email protected] 26 points 1 week ago (1 children)

4814474077450141

I'm looking forward to your cool magic trick!

[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Wow that's so interesting! I like to compare that with the day it expires! When was that again?

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[–] [email protected] 26 points 1 week ago (5 children)

Better this one version

Take your credit car number, multiple by 100, add the 3 numbers on the back on the card, multiple by 1000, add the 4 numbers on expiration date. Post on the comment.

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[–] [email protected] 26 points 1 week ago

your result in the comments.

[–] [email protected] 23 points 1 week ago

Nice try, Slippin' Jimmy.

[–] [email protected] 23 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 week ago

Huh. For some reason all I see is *******.

[–] [email protected] 21 points 1 week ago

i got in the end process: 4252 4726 1539 2743 Does it has some utility? What will you use it for ? :O I took the big number in the center but i am not sure if it is the right one though. There's also: 04/23, 04/26, and an inscription saying "Edwin Bearstown" in the bottom, but i coudn’t do the math with it so i put it as it is. On the back, there's 3 digits "674". Did i do it right?

where am i

[–] [email protected] 20 points 1 week ago

?OVERFLOW ERROR

Some day, some day, I'll be able to afford a 16-bit computer! I hear it's the latest thing!

[–] [email protected] 19 points 1 week ago
[–] [email protected] 18 points 1 week ago (1 children)

1

Oh whoops got the instructions mixed up

[–] [email protected] 17 points 1 week ago

Now divide by 0 and you're good again

[–] [email protected] 16 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (1 children)

0118 999 881 999 119 725 - 3

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[–] RandomVideos 16 points 1 week ago (7 children)

It gave me error: NaN

Does anyone know how to fix the error?

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[–] [email protected] 15 points 1 week ago (2 children)

That's cute, but what could you possibly do with the card number alone? Without CVV or something?

[–] [email protected] 16 points 1 week ago (4 children)

It may seem there are ways to brute force those pretty easy numbers ╮(︶▽︶)╭

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[–] [email protected] 14 points 1 week ago (4 children)

Mine came out the same? Anyone else get 4019 3455 3009 2020 0913 for their Mastercard??

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[–] [email protected] 13 points 1 week ago (3 children)

It doesn't seem to be the case, but it would be interesting if there were CC numbers that were meant to be used in movies, similar to how 555-XXXX phone numbers are never real.

[–] [email protected] 24 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (6 children)

There's some sample numbers for testing payment applications like stripe.

  • Visa: 4242424242424242
  • Mastercard: 5555555555554444
  • Discover: 6011000990139424
  • Amex: 371449635398431
[–] [email protected] 18 points 1 week ago

Visa was set up by a nerd

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[–] [email protected] 13 points 1 week ago (2 children)
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[–] [email protected] 13 points 1 week ago (3 children)
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[–] [email protected] 13 points 1 week ago (1 children)

1600 Pennsylvania Avenue

Oh wait, that's the address for my contract.

Gotta do that roofing contract

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[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 week ago

Hmm the answer is Hunter 2 somehow

[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 week ago (3 children)

3141 5926 5358 9793; 2/38; 462

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[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 week ago

4444 3333 2222 1111

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 week ago (3 children)

Your social security number is your account balance. How much do you have?

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[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

1

Oops, I did a switcheroo on the question. But I used my real CC number, swear on my eyes.

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