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[–] [email protected] 16 points 14 hours ago

I used to have a QA job. Can confirm, this is the soup in my head. That's why I was good at testing. Also, that's not your sister. That's your trans brother, who we also love. See?

[–] [email protected] 16 points 16 hours ago (1 children)

Also misses the edge case where sister was born on a leap day

[–] [email protected] 5 points 13 hours ago* (last edited 13 hours ago) (1 children)

Or maybe in a country that recently switched from the Julian calendar, adding the possibility of >12 months between birthdays as described by calendar.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 12 hours ago (1 children)
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[–] [email protected] 25 points 19 hours ago

Real talk: I wish more orgs place a high value on QA. A good QA team is worth it's weight in gold and helps prevent a lot of stupid mistakes.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 16 hours ago

I wish I had a QA like this.

[–] [email protected] 30 points 1 day ago (1 children)

I design software, another guy builds it, then I test it. I seem to have a really good intuition for ferreting out the edgiest of edge cases and generating bugs. Pretty sure he hates my guts.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 15 hours ago

Project Managers and software designers are hated for their "designing". The testing is always very welcome.

[–] [email protected] 17 points 1 day ago

If you were 4 and now you are 44 then you might be an integer variable. If sister is also a variable, we don't know when she was allocated. She might also be an integer constant in which case she's arguably immortal.

[–] dragonlobster 38 points 1 day ago

I'm working on a gameboy emulator and the amount of edge cases you have to consider feels just like this lol.

[–] mspencer712 188 points 1 day ago (10 children)

Love this, 100% accurate. QA people are amazing, protect us from ourselves in so many ways we didn’t even think of.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 13 hours ago

It's also the system administrator and SRE mindset.

[–] [email protected] 62 points 1 day ago (1 children)

But they still don't think of all common user possibilities. I like this joke:

A software tester walks into a bar.

Runs into a bar.

Crawls into a bar.

Dances into a bar.

Flies into a bar.

Jumps into a bar.

And orders:

a beer.

2 beers.

0 beers.

99999999 beers.

a lizard in a beer glass.

-1 beer.

"qwertyuiop" beers.

Testing complete.

A real customer walks into the bar and asks where the bathroom is.

The bar goes up in flames.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Bathroom testing was not in scope.

This one's on management.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 12 hours ago

You know, I feel like management deciding what is and isn't in scope on their own is itself asking for trouble.

[–] [email protected] 73 points 1 day ago (11 children)

I wish our test team was like that. Ours would respond with something like “How would I test this?”

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[–] [email protected] 32 points 1 day ago (3 children)

Fails to consider the case in which the 2-year-old sister is now male.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 day ago

Also that you have died or that she is now of no gender

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[–] [email protected] 46 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Physicist: "assuming a spherical year ..."

[–] [email protected] 18 points 1 day ago (5 children)
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[–] [email protected] 14 points 1 day ago

clearly the answer is 22

[–] [email protected] 43 points 1 day ago (2 children)

Based on the only comparison we have, the OP is twice the age of their sister. so the sister is now 44/2, or 22. Easy problem.

[–] [email protected] 16 points 1 day ago

Based on the only information we have, OPs sister is two. So the sister is 2. Trivial.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 day ago

ML in action.

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[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 day ago

well she is half my age and that is a well known time invariant so she is 22

[–] [email protected] 78 points 1 day ago (6 children)

The programmer's answer?

We don't support that use case.

[–] [email protected] 68 points 1 day ago (2 children)

"Works for me and my sister."

[–] [email protected] 28 points 1 day ago (2 children)

Then we'll ship you and your sister.

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[–] [email protected] 28 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Didn't even consider leap years. Smh

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[–] [email protected] 20 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (5 children)

So by this definition testers are annoying due to being super pedantic and precise.

Disagree, I think programmers are annoying in exactly the same way.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 day ago (2 children)

I think it's more about how testers always run into all the edge cases programmers don't think about

[–] [email protected] 5 points 19 hours ago* (last edited 19 hours ago)

Can confirm, not even an official tester (just an open beta tester) and have acrued a reputation for having a legendary bug aura that can cause catastrophic and previously unseen edge cases to occur just by opening the software (game)

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[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 day ago (1 children)

I'm a Dev with no QA so i just have to be neurotically pedantic so nobody goes to jail

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[–] [email protected] 32 points 1 day ago (3 children)

Am I an oddball in that as a developer, that QA answer is the sort of answer I give? It annoys management to no end.

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[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 day ago

This all assumes all years are measured by the same orbit with no mixing and matching planets or space habitats.

The standard earth year had not been adopted system wide

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