How do you recognize an introvert Finn?
While chatting he is looking at his shoes.
How do you recognize an extrovert Finn?
While chatting he is looking at YOUR shoes.
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The Finns were relieved when the covid rules ended. They finally could go back to 6 meters distance instead of 1.5.
Ah, a joke about Finns I actually laughed out loud for. Well done, sir.
According to Google translate:
Perkele - Evil spirit or a version of "god damn"
Mene kusemaan muuntajaan - Go pee on the transformer
Also, the tradition is the exact opposite as I understand.
In Finland they like to be alone and be left alone, so you don't just intrude on someone if they are in self-isolation.
Yeah that's the joke.
Or did I miss some sort of elaborate joke-joke?
The worst case scenario in scandinavia when boarding a bus is that it is exactly half full, which obligatory means every double seat is occupied by exectly 1 person, and you must choose which one to annoy (including annoying yourself, if you're Scandinavian because you too want to sit alone). Standing works, but you must feel shame all the time.
Second way to make friends in Finland: tell them how much you're enjoying your visit to Scandinavia.
Finland is the canton of Scandinavia I like second most after Sweden so far.
Though I must say Poland was nice too.
I prefer standing, even on an empty bus. Call me shameless.
I just stand then. Same thing when it is almost half full and I know there's going to be more people on one of the later stops before I get out, so that I don't take up anyone's seat. I always board buses and trains last for this reason.
Screw whoever thought of installing the 4 seat sections that face each other.
Especially a problem in trains where that's the majority. You get 1 person per 4 seats.
Example:
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At that point you just pull one of those little red hammers off the wall and leave through a window.
TIL the Finns are my people
As an autist, Finnish culture sounds perfect.
Nah, because if you're silent the wrong way (and no one will ever tell you what that way is or how to be silent correctly) you'll be ostracized since pre-school and end up socially withdraw whether you want it or not. Or at least that is my experience growing up here as an autist, as well as every other autistic person I know.
Stop romanticizing this place and its laughable excuse for a culture. Most people hate it here, and would much rather live somewhere else were it not for the fact that everywhere else seems to be even fucking worse.
How is that any different from what I experience here then? If I'm dealing with all that crap anyway, then I'd rather do it with people NOT sitting next to me when there's a whole empty deck on the bus.
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A Finn once described the ... intensity of 'perkele' when used as an insult/curse to me, as: 'it is worse than 'horseshit', it is worse than 'god damn!', it is like you or it are worse and worth less and more despicable than flaming diarrhea from Satan himself'.
This was the first time I heard (saw) someone say it to a Finn and I was like wow what the heck just happened?
This user was pretty chill and then BAM! Insta-rage!
It's also handy for scaring away bears
This is why Russia doesn't invade Finland. Just this guy.
Well, this guy and hundreds if not thousands of guys just like him. Rural Finns are tough as FUCK ๐
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As a Finn, I can say this is pretty accurate. Perkele is sort of a Finnish folklore version of satan, but the word is most commonly used as an exclamation/general curse word.
I was about to say this is the perfect manual to getting stabbed in that country. ^^
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"Go pee on the transformer" but that sounds like "fuck off and die!"
Oh
Ooooooooh lmfao
In the UK, if you ever notice that the guy in front of you has trouble at the urinal, breathe soothingly down his neck and make reassuring tutting noises.
It's a tradition that dates back to the 10th century
In the US it's considered polite to hold their dicks for them.
But sometimes this can be uncomfortable... Are you able to just confidently walk up and grab it or do you loudly first ask "DO YOU NEED A HAND?!"
Most of the time this makes them super uncomfortable, which is great! Better them than me. But other times they're way too okay with it.
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In the UK itโs tradition to ignore the queue and rush right to the front of the line.
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I hear it really help the pee to come out when you stand next to the person and touch your dick to his dick while peeint yourself.
Perhaps everyone gets it, but for some who might not, this is genuinely the last thing you should do.
And they won't just tell you to fuck off (~go piss on a transformer is the literal translation but it's just a way of saying fuck off), some of them would actively start a fight right there on the fucking bus.
It's true that it's not something we feel comfortable doing, but I think you're going pretty over the top with this one :D
We wouldn't fight anyone for invading our private space. Nor would we really tell them to fuck off. We would simply sulk in uncomfortable silence through the trip and very awkwardly and apologetically ask the person to move their shit when it's our stop.
Later we would warmly think about the deep and personal friendship we made along the way.
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In Finland you piss on a transformer. In Soviet America
Soviet America
Holy shit *stares at words contemplating for 30 minutes straight*
Lol "go pee on the transformer" with an insult like that finland is basically eastern european.
The Dutch are more concise: "Get cancer!" (Krijg de kanker!).
These comments do not seem to match the post. I thought we all loved each other at Lemmy. ๐ง
There's a reason it's the happiest country on earth.
Vittu Saatana Perkele!
(Thank Robbaz the Swede for teaching swear words in Finnish)
I know a couple of Finns on a discord server. They seem like pretty friendly people to me. I dunno, maybe it helps to have some kind of common interest first? One way I've found to meet people--although not always people I want to meet--is to see what other people are bringing to the gun range, and then ask them about what they've got, assuming that it's something neat. That's how I got to try out a CZ Shadow 2 Compact (...and I'm now waiting for the one I ordered to arrive!), and got to talk to a cool RSO.
I think the Finns I know would be happy to talk about things like that, and would probably even let you shoot a magazine or so.
I learned "perkele" from Scandinavia and the World. Although from various context on that site, I always thought it was the equivalent of saying "fuck."
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