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[–] aviationeast@lemmy.world 60 points 1 week ago (3 children)
[–] A_A@lemmy.world 22 points 1 week ago

Exploits of a Mom - xkcd
https://xkcd.com/327/

[–] SmackemWittadic@lemmy.world 17 points 1 week ago

You know a comic has reached legendary status when "Bobby Tables" is the first thing to come to mind for so many of us

[–] Revan343@lemmy.ca 10 points 1 week ago

I think in this case the joke is more about intrusive thoughts

[–] spizzat2@lemm.ee 37 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

Be honest. That database isn't very good anyway. You're doing them all a favor.

-Brain

This shouldn't be this funny. I need to go to bed.

[–] Goretantath@lemm.ee 16 points 1 week ago (2 children)

DATABASE, DATABASE, JUST LIVING IN THE DATABASE, WOAH OHH! ~

[–] spookex@lemmy.world 1 points 1 week ago

Hey, the data is all gone

[–] Kaijobu@discuss.tchncs.de 1 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

The wall of pure fiction 's cracking in my head,

And the addiction of my world still spreads ~

[–] sbv@sh.itjust.works 13 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] nick@midwest.social 8 points 1 week ago

As a treat!

[–] TheBat@lemmy.world 9 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

DROP THE ^data^ BASE!

[–] hazl@lemmy.blahaj.zone 5 points 1 week ago

Silly lungs. You extract oxygen from air. Putting air into the bloodstream is very bad.

[–] affenlehrer@feddit.org 4 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (3 children)

I don't get it. Maybe I don't work enough with databases or it's because English isn't my native language. I know what drop DB does in SQL but it's also not a relatable thought for me and I also can't detect any pun. Also: Why have all the other organs eyes? If there's any organ with eyes connected to it, shouldn't it be the brain?

[–] bisby@lemmy.world 23 points 1 week ago (1 children)

The entire joke is that every organ has a purpose, and the purpose of your brain is to make bad decisions.

[–] affenlehrer@feddit.org 4 points 1 week ago
[–] scrion@lemmy.world 11 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Are you driving? Did you ever have the impulse to just jerk your steering wheel and crash into that tree rapidly approaching at 120mph?

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Intrusive_thought

The comic plays off of that.

[–] affenlehrer@feddit.org 3 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

Yes, I have had these thoughts and the call of the void. I never had them when working with databases though (I try to avoid SQL) so my thoughts went in a different direction.

[–] ulterno 1 points 1 week ago

Why have all the other organs eyes? If there’s any organ with eyes connected to it, shouldn’t it be the brain?

No eyes + happy face ⇒ more intimidating

[–] hakunawazo@lemmy.world 3 points 1 week ago

Brain or testicle?