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[–] [email protected] 4 points 6 days ago* (last edited 6 days ago) (3 children)

I don't get it. Maybe I don't work enough with databases or it's because English isn't my native language. I know what drop DB does in SQL but it's also not a relatable thought for me and I also can't detect any pun. Also: Why have all the other organs eyes? If there's any organ with eyes connected to it, shouldn't it be the brain?

[–] [email protected] 23 points 6 days ago (1 children)

The entire joke is that every organ has a purpose, and the purpose of your brain is to make bad decisions.

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[–] [email protected] 11 points 6 days ago (1 children)

Are you driving? Did you ever have the impulse to just jerk your steering wheel and crash into that tree rapidly approaching at 120mph?

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Intrusive_thought

The comic plays off of that.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 6 days ago* (last edited 6 days ago)

Yes, I have had these thoughts and the call of the void. I never had them when working with databases though (I try to avoid SQL) so my thoughts went in a different direction.

[–] ulterno 1 points 6 days ago

Why have all the other organs eyes? If there’s any organ with eyes connected to it, shouldn’t it be the brain?

No eyes + happy face ⇒ more intimidating