https://www.wikihow.com/Use-the-Poke-Radar
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https://www.wikihow.com/Use-the-Poke-Radar
Looks like I die playing an old PokΓ©mon game. Nostalgia must hit.
About right
I die talking to a manipulative person. This seems doable!
Comforting a dying cat :(
Apparently "Doing One-Armed Pushups like a Pro"
So, focused physical exertion.
Or a head trauma from a hand slip while doing the pushups
True.
It's OP hitting on me π³
:(
https://www.wikihow.com/Deal-with-the-Pain-from-a-Scratched-Cornea
How to deal with the pain from a scratched cornea.
Balancing a Motorcycle Tire. Seems reasonable.
Died eating sea urchins... Yeah that kind of tracks actually.
Died running indoors with limited space.
How to Escape a Minefield
Disaster Preparedness > home security
How to Make a Tripwire: Best Methods
Craft a DIY tripwire with this guide
So⦠an accident involving a tripwire boobytrap that I set up?
https://www.wikihow.com/Bleach-Jeans
Oh, great, an accident involving bleach.
"Died unblocking my sacral Chakra."
Walking a Guinea pigβ¦ they must be absolutely ferocious little thingsβ¦
I die building a pigeon coop.
"How to Detect Canine Hip Dysplasia"
Am I going to get sacked by a dog?
I got "How To Start Using Dropbox"
Too late, I win!
https://www.wikihow.com/Become-a-Shein-Ambassador
Surely, I just get so hopped up on my own farts from being an influencer, I start living the 'high life' and piss someone off to the point where they'll send a hit on me where they succeed and my public downward spiral ends up on CoffeehouseCrime YT as a case.
Learning how to fight girls...
how to: make hot chocolate with powdered cocoa.