Nasan

joined 1 year ago
[–] [email protected] 8 points 15 hours ago

Ask if she needs a healer or damage dealer

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 day ago (1 children)

To add to your point, trauma pads exist to help mitigate this. Blunt force trauma is no joke.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 days ago

P90, it's Secret Service sponsored entrapment.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 days ago

His own couch at home maybe. Someone else's couch as a college kid? That couch is putrefied.

[–] [email protected] 15 points 3 days ago

They also believe that Jesus might make them rich so best be prepared.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 3 days ago

The glitch is that they die and not everyone they step on when they're kaiju sized.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 3 days ago

If he's guilty of anything, it's not actively pursuing more acting roles.

[–] [email protected] 14 points 3 days ago (2 children)

Then he started committing to the role so hard that he pulled the freudian slip and threatened to fuck the other UNICEF worker in the ass.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 5 days ago

Don't think it's AI, this actually looks like something my niece would post. Girl's soccer drama is quite something. I don't remember it being so intense when I was her age.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 6 days ago

Except for the last guy who will still have one eye. How's the blind guy gonna take the eye of the guy with one eye left? All that guy had to do is run away and hide behind a bush. Gandhi was wrong.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 6 days ago

Not the first time my gender was exploited and my buffer overflowed.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 6 days ago

I went this route in high school at a dude i had classes with that kept insisting his dick was bigger than everyone's. Eventually I'd ask how he knew, that we didn't have gym class or do the same sports so he would've had to go out of his way to check or ask other people.

He would compulsively bring it up, only to get shut down when me or one of my friends started calling him the dick expert with a meticulous catalog of all the dude's sizes.

view more: next ›