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[–] [email protected] 86 points 1 day ago
[–] [email protected] 7 points 17 hours ago (2 children)

Blue Harvest for Mac will continually clean your removable drives of these files.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 9 hours ago

This seems like a bit of a scam:
On your external drives you can prevent the creation of .DS_Store

defaults write com.apple.desktopservices DSDontWriteNetworkStores -bool true
defaults write com.apple.desktopservices DSDontWriteUSBStores -bool true

If you really want to continuously delete DS_Store from both your internal and external hard drives you can set up a cronjob:

15 1 * * * root find / -name '.DS_Store' -type f -delete
[–] [email protected] 8 points 17 hours ago

When I had a Mac, literally the first thing I did was set up a Hazel rule to delete every single .DS_Store in every folder.

[–] [email protected] 68 points 1 day ago (2 children)

…and whoever decided a file system should be case insensitive by default, I hate you.

[–] [email protected] 17 points 20 hours ago (1 children)

The moment when you try to rename a folder in windows from Hello to hello and it doesn't work.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 13 hours ago (1 children)

Yes, so annoying especially when using source control which is case sensitive.

Rename Hello hello2

Commit

Rename hello2 hello

Commit

[–] [email protected] 1 points 10 hours ago

Yes, that’s exactly what I do when I rename lol

[–] [email protected] 24 points 1 day ago (5 children)

What's the use case for case sensitive file names

[–] [email protected] 10 points 17 hours ago

On Mac when I rename a folder from “FOO” to “foo” git sees them as the same folder so no change is committed. In JavaScript I import a file from “foo” so locally that works. Commit my code and someone else pulls in my changes on their machine. But on their machine the folder is still “FOO” so importing from “foo” doesn’t work.

[–] [email protected] 59 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (13 children)

Well an uppercase ASCII char is a different char than its lowercase counterpart. I would argue that not differentiating between them is an arbitrary rule that doesn't make any sense, and in many cases, is more computationally difficult as it involves more comparisons and string manipulations (converting everything to lower case).

And the result is that you ultimately get files with visually distinct names, that aren't actually treated as distinct, and so there is a disconnect from how we process information and how the computer is doing it.

'A' != 'a', they are just as unequal as 'a' and 'b'

Edit: I would say the use case is exactly the same as programming case sensitivity, characters have meaning and capitalizing them has intent. Casing strategies are immensely prevalent in programming and carry a lot of weight for identifying programmers' intent (properties vs backing fields as an example) similar intent can be shown with file names.

[–] Kissaki 7 points 1 day ago (3 children)

Case insensitive handling protects end-users from doing "bad" things and confusion.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 20 hours ago (5 children)

I work with a lot of users and a lot of files in my job.

I don't remember a single case, where someone had an issue because of upper- or lowercase confusions.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 17 hours ago

Most of my frustration comes from combining cases insensitive folders/files with git and then running my code on another machine. If you aren’t coding where you have hundreds of files that import other files, I could see this being a non issues.

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[–] [email protected] 6 points 21 hours ago

Like windows and their forbidden folder names

[–] [email protected] 8 points 23 hours ago

Simple solution: only allow lower case characters in file names.

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[–] [email protected] 16 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Think the other way around: What's the use case for case insensitive file names? Does it justify the effort and complexity for the filesystem and the programs to know the difference between lower and upper space chars?

[–] [email protected] 16 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (2 children)

What’s the use case for case insensitive file names?

Human comprehension.

Readme, readme, README, and ReadMe are not meaningfully different to the average user.

And for dorks like us - oh my god, tab completion, you know I mean Documents, just take the fucking d!

[–] [email protected] 7 points 21 hours ago (1 children)

In case you or others reading this don't know: You can set bash's tab-completion to be case-insensitive by putting

set completion-ignore-case on

Into your .inputrc (or globally /etc/inputrc)

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[–] [email protected] 3 points 19 hours ago

For some extra fun, try interop between two systems that treat this differently. Create a SMB share on a Linux host, create a folder named TEST from a Windows client, then make Test, tEst, teSt, tesT, and test. Put a few different files in each folder on the Linux side, then try to manage ANY of it from the Windows client

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[–] [email protected] 57 points 1 day ago

Every fucking folder in the file share has one of these

[–] [email protected] 57 points 1 day ago (2 children)

I saw somebody with Nintendo .DS_store as a username

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[–] [email protected] 200 points 1 day ago (9 children)

honestly - while a Mac is certainly less painful to use than winshit, putting rubbish files recursively into each(!!) accessed folder, on all thumbdrives ever inserted, that's something Jobs deserves to burn in hell for.

[–] ulterno 43 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (2 children)

You'd want that, but a lot of programs do that, both in Windows and Linux.

e.g. The .directory files with the [Desktop Entry] spec by freedesktop.org
Dolphin has the option to enable/disable the feature

[–] [email protected] 12 points 22 hours ago (1 children)

today I learned - using Linux at home since 2005ish and I have never had an auto-file generated on any USB attached drives of mine...

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[–] [email protected] 41 points 1 day ago (1 children)

FWIW Dolphin only does it if the filesystem doesn't provide a way to add that metadata directly to the directory and you change the view configuration for that directory away from your standard configuration. Which is how the standard describes to do it. (Some file managers incorrectly add those .directory files to every directory you visit.)

A mac will add a .DS_Store file to any directory just by breathing on it.

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[–] [email protected] 46 points 1 day ago

Found one of these in the firmware zip file of my soundbar today.

[–] [email protected] 134 points 1 day ago (4 children)

See also: Let's roll our own .zip implementation that only Mac can reliably read for....reasons

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[–] [email protected] 42 points 1 day ago

__MACOSX folders hither and yon.

[–] [email protected] 103 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (5 children)

Hmm.. Smells like a windows user aswell.. Look at that:

~~.desktop~~ desktop.ini

Edit: fixed the filename

[–] [email protected] 131 points 1 day ago (2 children)
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