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[–] [email protected] 1 points 20 hours ago

They censored the huevos.

[–] [email protected] 21 points 3 days ago (2 children)

Isn't that a slice of pork right next to the egg, totally uncensored?

[–] [email protected] 8 points 3 days ago

Looks like a watermelon radish.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Maybe they asked the pig for consent?

[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 days ago (1 children)

But it's for a "vegan dish" which is why they blurred the egg apparently....

[–] [email protected] 3 points 3 days ago

Depending on the exact reason someone as to be vegan, meat consumption can be considered ok if consent was given. Maybe the pork freely gave part of its meat (don't kink shame) but the chicken is being held against her will and producing eggs under torture.

[–] zero_spelled_with_an_ecks 6 points 3 days ago

There is an uncensored version of the egg. Buttholes aren't censored in JAV until contact or penetration, thus implying this egg is getting railed.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 3 days ago (3 children)

I'm skeptical. Most Japanese soup broths are made with bones or milk.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Soy and miso are other common soup broths in Japan.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago)

Most, not all.

The most common broths, like Tonkotsu, aren't.

Miso is my go-to.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 days ago (2 children)

There's absolutely vegan dishes! I'm not vegan these days but still, a shop near me has this rich, flavorful, wonderful vegan ramen that's somehow not at all watery, and I'll get that instead of other kinds regularly.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 days ago

Vegan options are relatively very recent, so I'm not too surprised that people aren't aware that some exist.

[–] [email protected] -1 points 3 days ago (1 children)

I'm only saying most broths aren't, not all.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 3 days ago

But you were skeptical?

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 days ago

Most Japanese soups have neither of those things, but almost all of them do have dashi containing dried fish.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

It’s censored because it’s Bukkake Ramen.

Ps: Bukkake Udon is a real dish. Bukkake just means splash. But don’t google it without the word udon.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 3 days ago

It's an adult version.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago) (1 children)

So is that pink think right of the egg a piece of pickled ginger or a slice of ham? 🤔

[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 days ago

Looks like a piece of thinly sliced radish to me