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[–] ulterno 66 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago) (3 children)

gut push --force does not work.

But I added "force"!

sudo gut push --force still not working.
Of course I don't try to understand the error output. I just see that it is not working.

[–] Molten_Moron@lemmings.world 85 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago) (1 children)

Careful, if you gut push --force too much, you may get unintended output.

[–] Swedneck@discuss.tchncs.de 2 points 3 months ago

It's a girl!

[–] WhiskyTangoFoxtrot@lemmy.world 16 points 3 months ago (1 children)

You need to upgrade your fibre.

[–] ulterno 0 points 3 months ago

From Copper fibre to glass fibre?

[–] Hupf@feddit.org 2 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)
[–] Scoopta 46 points 3 months ago (3 children)

The first thing I noticed is there's no IPv6 on this website, just like the real thing -_-

[–] isVeryLoud@lemmy.ca 14 points 3 months ago (4 children)
[–] jlh@lemmy.jlh.name 21 points 3 months ago (2 children)
[–] Scoopta 7 points 3 months ago

So does sr.ht, really do just be github

[–] isVeryLoud@lemmy.ca 6 points 3 months ago

Yeah GitHub out there being silly

[–] squirrel@discuss.tchncs.de 13 points 3 months ago
[–] twei@discuss.tchncs.de 8 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Fuck GitLab, all my homies use Codeberg

[–] isVeryLoud@lemmy.ca 2 points 3 months ago

Based, but GitLab is GitHub's primary competitor, which highlights how ridiculous it is that GitHub still has no IPv6

[–] AnActOfCreation 3 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Aside from future-proofing, can I ask why this is important? I believe you that it is, I'm just curious.

[–] Scoopta 8 points 3 months ago (1 children)

It isn't really future proofing, it's becoming increasingly important now. IANA exhausted their v4 supply in 2011, most RIRs followed shortly after. I believe Africa is the only region left with available IPv4 addresses. Depending on where you live and how big your ISP is even having a v4 address is iffy. A lot of smaller ISPs already put customers behind a double NAT. NATs in general add latency to connections and make inbound connections difficult. A good dual stack network typically has lower v6 latency. There are also several popular server hosts that charge extra for IPv4 connectivity because of the increasing scarcity. An IPv4 address on AWS is more expensive than their cheapest server offering for example. This means using APIs for v4 only services can add an uncesscary cost burden to consumers of the API depending on their needs. Ultimately it's not important for this website because it's a joke but it's important for anything serious.

Keep in mind that back in 1980 when IPv4 was introduced there were more people than IP addresses. Even in 1980 it was impossible for every person to get just a single address. For the job IPv4 was given of connecting the world it actually failed out of the gate from a certain perspective. IPv4 was never adequate for the task we gave it and over time it's only become less adequate. It's a tad silly that v6 was introduced in 1995 and is still the "protocol of the future."

Anyway, rant over, see this nifty website, they provide shame as a service lol. https://whynoipv6.com/

[–] OmegaLemmy@discuss.online 1 points 3 months ago (1 children)

I assume there are basically no devices left that don't support ipv6?

[–] Scoopta 1 points 3 months ago

Tl;Dr: yes, for the most part

IoT type devices have mixed support. Even if v6 is supported by the device some stuff in general can be squirrelly if you connect it to a v6 only network. Pretty much all typical user operating systems work fine on v6 only networks though. Windows typically uses v6 LLAs to connect to printers even if the network has no v6.

[–] lukewarm_ozone@lemmy.today 2 points 3 months ago (1 children)
[–] Scoopta 2 points 3 months ago

IPvFoo, that extension is installed on every system I have including my phone.

[–] Sarcasmo220@lemmy.ml 32 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Whoever registered the domain and put that description for the website is providing a public service to the internet

[–] Tiefkuehlkost@feddit.org 0 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Shure its funny but it really is not a service, its pedantic, if this domain didn't exist then the search engine would have probably auto corrected you to github and typos can happen for everyone.

[–] lseif@sopuli.xyz 1 points 3 months ago

okay party pooper

[–] kattfisk@lemmy.dbzer0.com 19 points 3 months ago

I tend to write guthub.com and then chuckle to myself imagining a social network where people have beer bellies as their profile pictures

[–] Kolanaki@yiffit.net 17 points 3 months ago (1 children)

At least it's not a site that just hosts images of big bellies.

[–] swab148@lemm.ee 7 points 3 months ago

Not yet, anyways!

[–] MonkderVierte@lemmy.ml 12 points 3 months ago (1 children)
[–] WhiskyTangoFoxtrot@lemmy.world 5 points 3 months ago

Revolver Ocelot

Revolver Ocelot

[–] DannyBoy@sh.itjust.works 11 points 3 months ago (3 children)

"gut: command not found" is a common output in my terminal.

[–] executivechimp@discuss.tchncs.de 4 points 3 months ago (1 children)
[–] lemmeBe@sh.itjust.works 3 points 3 months ago (1 children)
[–] DannyBoy@sh.itjust.works 3 points 3 months ago

The real solution comes forward.

[–] jcg@halubilo.social 2 points 3 months ago

I'm more of a got guy myself

[–] Klear@lemmy.world 2 points 3 months ago

In lua I always iterate in paris.

[–] TriflingToad@sh.itjust.works 11 points 3 months ago (1 children)

my favorite websites are the "you're a dumbass" websites. Twitter started changing "twitter.com/blah" to "x.com/blah" so, naturally, someone tried "setwitter.com" and it changed to "sex.com"
so naturally someone had to buy the setwitter domain (some others too) so people wouldnt go to a harmful website because twitter users are dumb. It's pretty funny too https://www.setwitter.com/

[–] lhamil64 6 points 3 months ago (1 children)

I'm confused, how did setwitter.com redirect to sex.com if twitter/X didn't own the setwitter.com domain?

[–] TriflingToad@sh.itjust.works 11 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

it would change the text in the tweet not redirect the link, like if you link twitter.com/ExamplePostHere it would change the text to x.com/ExamplePostHere
but it didn't check if there was other stuff in the link like the 'se' before 'twitter'

[–] cupcakezealot@lemmy.blahaj.zone 9 points 3 months ago

guthub. for all your gastrointestinal needs

[–] odium 5 points 3 months ago
[–] some_guy@lemmy.sdf.org 4 points 3 months ago

That's awesome.

[–] DarkTrancer@lemmy.ml 1 points 3 months ago

"You spelt it wrong." ?