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[–] [email protected] 155 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) (3 children)

This is most likely a joke. It hasn't been confirmed if the powder is/ were drugs.

https://112.ua/en/po-moskvi-rozguluvav-robopes-narkokurer-48225

"After inspection, it was found that the packages the robot was carrying contained a powder resembling illegal substances."

[–] [email protected] 63 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

"After inspection, it was found that the packages the robot was carrying contained a powder resembling illegal substances."

Moscow Police: Oh, silly me. Did I say packages? I meant package—singular. 😏

[–] [email protected] 26 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

What? Two packages?

One still? None left?

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[–] [email protected] 20 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

i mean, those robots are like $50k a piece minimum right? and they're not particularly fast. it wouldn't make sense to use them as drug mules

[–] [email protected] 26 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

That doesn't look like a Spot but one of the cheaper copies.

[–] [email protected] 23 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

Just some brief searching shows me you can get them for under $1000 these days. It might actually be cost-effective.

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[–] [email protected] 12 points 2 weeks ago

Okay, you can quit snorting that anthrax now

[–] [email protected] 110 points 2 weeks ago (3 children)

Sounds extremely fishy. Those robo-dogs are expensive, they are slow - too slow to really act as couriers, and this is supposed to be Moscow - A city in a country under rather strict tech embagos, where you can't get them at the next corner shop.

[–] [email protected] 47 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

I can't tell too much from the picture but I believe that's a Chinese robot and China will ship to Russia from what I understand. And I've seen those as low as $1600 and anyone can order them online. It still sounds fishy maybe the cops want an excuse to get their own

[–] [email protected] 20 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

yep china has several, my concern is the range on these are dogshit.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 2 weeks ago

Dogshit

Lol

[–] [email protected] 19 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

Not to mention the Russian police uniform doesn't look like that.

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[–] [email protected] 10 points 2 weeks ago

A city in a country under rather strict tech embagos

Chinese tech is not embargoed and, despite less cool videos, actually widely deployed.

[–] [email protected] 100 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)
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[–] [email protected] 80 points 2 weeks ago

This may be the coolest fucking thing ever

[–] [email protected] 77 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

This is exactly the Cyberpunk we expected. Cyberpunk has never been shy about being a dystopia.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 2 weeks ago

Practically the definition of the genre. It's not typically "punk" if it's a glistening utopia.

Using robots to do conduct black market trade under the nose of the police sounds extremely punk.

[–] [email protected] 63 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) (3 children)
[–] [email protected] 8 points 2 weeks ago (6 children)
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[–] [email protected] 58 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Nah, I'm kinda okay with that. Better than thought-crime surveillance Cyberpunk dystopia.

[–] [email protected] 16 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 13 points 2 weeks ago (3 children)

Why not skip the neon bright lights and just go straight to a full on 1984?

[–] [email protected] 13 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

I see your communist plot to combat light pollution. The sky must be filled with lights from advertisements or else you wouldn't know about the products that we already advertise on your phone and in your dreams. Stay in line citizen.

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[–] [email protected] 58 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

This is EXACTLY the type of thing I expected from a cyberpunk dystopia

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[–] [email protected] 46 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

The 3 industries that will always have the money and be on the forefront of innovation:

  1. Military
  2. Drugs
  3. Porn
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[–] [email protected] 9 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

not so much if we'd legalize drugs.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 2 weeks ago

Something something big pharma....

[–] [email protected] 8 points 2 weeks ago

Oh trust me... They would still have the money.

[–] [email protected] 39 points 2 weeks ago (4 children)

This would probably be cheaper to send over the border with drugs too.

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[–] szczuroarturo 37 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Im actually amazed that while we supposedly have robo dogs we still have photos so blurry that you cant see shit.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 2 weeks ago (4 children)

I mean it's just matter of priority I suppose, if something is relatively cheap and effective there's no need to invest into 4k or higher quality cameras. Especially when you don't have the storage for a week of footage or few days that loop over each other. But that's just my assumption, if 4k becomes the norm and storage gets bigger and cheaper we might see good quality security footage.

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[–] [email protected] 30 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Untraceable drug delivery? Sign me up

[–] [email protected] 27 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) (1 children)

Trivially traceable. Just follow the dog (discretely).

[–] [email protected] 13 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Ugh, I hate those missions.

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[–] [email protected] 30 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

To be honest I'm more worried because of Moscow than any robot dog.

[–] [email protected] 13 points 2 weeks ago

Remember to tip your police officer and you'll be fine.

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[–] [email protected] 29 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Doggo delivers mana powder until he gets head pats.

[–] [email protected] 14 points 2 weeks ago

Cyberpunk we wanted

[–] [email protected] 25 points 2 weeks ago

That's awesome, I love drug dealing robo-dogs

[–] [email protected] 20 points 2 weeks ago

Hi, is this robodog still available?

[–] [email protected] 16 points 2 weeks ago (3 children)

It's hard for me to believe this strictly because A) those things are fucking expensive, and B) aren't they like ....hella fucking fast??

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[–] [email protected] 16 points 2 weeks ago (13 children)

That's odd.
I think most of the time they just use dead drops, it's much safer.

Courier sticks drugs to a tree, walks away, sends a geo location of a drop to a buyer. Done.

Druggie just has to geolocate it, never meet in person.

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[–] [email protected] 16 points 2 weeks ago (3 children)

In this case the dystopia is the prohibition and storm troopers, not the robot dog.

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[–] [email protected] 9 points 2 weeks ago

When can I get paid thousands of dollars to carry a USB drive 5 miles, assuming I manage to get away from a cybernetically enhanced Dolph Lundgren?

[–] [email protected] 9 points 2 weeks ago (4 children)

I was expecting this from quadcopters. I'd have thought they'd be more difficult to catch

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[–] [email protected] 9 points 2 weeks ago

Bump, Ubu, bump. Good dog.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

Robot Drug Delivery Dog is so much better than Robot NYPD Mass-Surveillance dog that I almost can't express how happy OP makes me.

https://apnews.com/article/robot-dog-nypd-61bd64c94360e30f110f65626cc1687c

The city’s first robot police dog was leased in 2020 by Adams’ predecessor, former Mayor Bill de Blasio, but the city’s contract for the device was cut short after critics derided it as creepy and dystopian.

Adams said he won’t bow to anti-robot dog pressure.

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