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[–] onlinepersona 44 points 2 weeks ago (3 children)
[–] [email protected] 31 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

The unicyclist on the left is saying the bicyclist is only riding a bike because they don't have enough skill for a unicycle. The unicyclist on the right is saying they can't learn to ride a bike because they've spent too much of their life riding a unicycle. It's a dig at people who don't want to switch to memory-safe languages like rust.

[–] sukhmel 21 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

It's a dig at people who don't want to switch to memory-safe languages like rust.

Now that's a stretch, it could be anything (no, it couldn't, although I think this may have application to some other pairs of languages)

[–] [email protected] 17 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) (1 children)

Yeah, Rust is simply the big one right now. It could just as easily apply to people in the 1960's who didn't want to adopt structured programming, or a compiler at all.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

I personally prefer the memory safety tools offered by D over Rust. D also doesn't come with const by default, and you can even opt out of the RAII stuff a certain graphics driver developer boasted about in the Linux developer mailings (RAII can be a bad for optimization).

[–] [email protected] 9 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

I feel like this has come up before, and D is not memory safe. It has some helper-type features, but at the end of the day it is still C-like.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Not if you opt in it. You can even put @safe: in the beginning of your D source code, then you'll have a memory safe D (you have to opt out by using @trusted then @system).

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

Alright, I'll actually dive into the research again...

Oh, I see, D is garbage collected, so really it's more like Java or Python. Maybe that's what I'm remembering. Also, @safe code sounds like it's pretty limited - far more limited than non-unsafe Rust.

Basically, if a language had been Rust before Rust showed up, Rust would have been a non-event. They solved a problem that was legitimately open at the time.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) (1 children)

I mean, that's just my interpretation. I don't think it's a stretch though, switching to memory safe languages like rust has been pretty big recently.

How did you interpret the comic?

[–] sukhmel 3 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

I should have added a '/s', but I thought it is somewhat obvious, it really reminds of all the 'git gud at C instead of doing Rust'

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 weeks ago

Yeah, hard to tell without the /s unfortunately.

[–] [email protected] -5 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

I am both the left guy and right guy. If you can't program without using a memory safe language, it's a skill issue. But I also don't want to switch to rust because I like the challenge of manual memory management. (Also rust's syntax and semantics looks like it was designed by a monkey attacking a typewriter.)

[–] [email protected] 10 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

I write C++ professionally. Saying it's a skill issue doesn't solve the problem. If a dev with 15+ years of experience still isn't writing memory-safe C++ (ie. some of the people I work with), they're not going to learn now.

And if you're a project manager and you choose to use C++ because your team says they like the challenge then you should be fired.

Of course none of this applies to hobby projects...

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Yeah, I'm not a model for good programing. I don't program professionally, I just like challenging myself in my hobby projects.

[–] sukhmel 3 points 2 weeks ago

I tried to learn assembly for that, but never did after all

[–] [email protected] 7 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Please tell me you just code golf or similar, and aren't making things for people to actually use and maintain.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 weeks ago

No, I don't do anything professionally. I just enjoy challenging myself.

[–] [email protected] 17 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) (1 children)
[–] BatmanAoD 4 points 2 weeks ago

Or Stockholm Syndrome

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 weeks ago

I think it would be clearer if we saw the person on the bike pass by and the last panel was just the character laying on the ground

[–] [email protected] 25 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

If all you have is a hammer, everything else looks like a nail.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 2 weeks ago (3 children)

What if you only have a nail?

[–] [email protected] 9 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 weeks ago

What a twist

[–] SatouKazuma 5 points 2 weeks ago

Then get ready to learn Rust, buddy.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 2 weeks ago

And then a baby on a tricycle drives by casually.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)
[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 weeks ago

this looks like writing in the large seal script