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[–] [email protected] 17 points 5 hours ago (1 children)

A motorcycle the dude works on himself

[–] [email protected] 2 points 4 hours ago

Braaaaaaaaaaaap!

[–] [email protected] 6 points 4 hours ago

*Slaps trailer, "You can fit so much Herpes in this thing."

[–] [email protected] 5 points 5 hours ago

That's an amazing name for a horse.

[–] [email protected] 20 points 7 hours ago (1 children)

Spoiler: It's filled with catgirls.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 6 hours ago

C'mon. In a trailer? It's definitely horsegirls.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 5 hours ago

It's okay, it's near a Waffel House, things will work themselves out

[–] [email protected] 4 points 5 hours ago

is it stupidity?

[–] [email protected] 23 points 8 hours ago* (last edited 8 hours ago) (3 children)

Oh shit. That truck is full of ligma!

[–] [email protected] 2 points 4 hours ago

Whats ligma?

[–] [email protected] 1 points 5 hours ago
[–] [email protected] 2 points 7 hours ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 3 points 6 hours ago

Have you heard about the Gargleon situation?

[–] [email protected] 4 points 5 hours ago

a disease which has no cure

Thrill-seeking recklessness.

[–] [email protected] 60 points 10 hours ago (1 children)

Wow - a whole trailer full of cowbells?

[–] [email protected] 28 points 10 hours ago (1 children)

I just realized my joke is backwards but I think I’m leaving it anyway…

[–] [email protected] 15 points 10 hours ago (1 children)

Plus, the cowbell cures the fever.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 9 hours ago* (last edited 9 hours ago) (1 children)

Correct, the source of the fever was never specified, all we know is that the only prescription was more cowbell. This was a real concern for the CDC and the WHO at the time, but the fever appeared to subside on May 21, 1976, when the song “(Don’t Fear) The Reaper” was released by the Blue Oyster Cult, potentially saving millions of lives.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 9 hours ago (1 children)

And yet, the fever for which the only prescription is 'more cowbell' has needed to be cured in so many other recording sessions...

My god, think of how ill The Rolling Stones must have been when they recorded Honky Tonk Women!

[–] [email protected] 5 points 9 hours ago

It truly is the forgotten pandemic.

[–] [email protected] 37 points 10 hours ago (3 children)

Laughter is infectious, therefore I must conclude it's the original month python script containing the world's funniest joke

[–] [email protected] 8 points 10 hours ago (1 children)

Well it's definitely not the other guy's joke. His dog has no nose.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 10 hours ago* (last edited 10 hours ago) (2 children)
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[–] [email protected] 3 points 6 hours ago

I keep setten em' up and they keep drivin' around em'

[–] [email protected] 1 points 7 hours ago

No no no......it's the tickle monster. It's like bigfoot, 7 foot tall, hairy, and can overwhelm and overpower you. And all it wants to do is tickle you everywhere for the rest of your life.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 10 hours ago

Wenn ist das Nunstück git und Slotermeyer? Ja! Beiherhund das Oder die Flipperwaldt gersput!

[–] riskable 27 points 10 hours ago (1 children)

It's probably just full of unplayed Steam games.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 4 hours ago

it's crazy how there's no way to play an unplayed Steam game v they should do something about that

[–] [email protected] 5 points 7 hours ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 hour ago

I read this as OOP philosophy 😂

[–] [email protected] 16 points 10 hours ago (1 children)

Steps to becoming a car person: Step one - like cars. Step two - pick up a drug habit because it's way cheaper than restoring cars.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 8 hours ago (1 children)

I love my Prelude. I paid $2,700 for it. I could sink another $10k into it and I'd have a perfectly good Prelude worth $6,000.

One of these days when I can stand to be out 10 grand, I'll fix it up. For now, I'm just enjoying it as it is. It looks like butt, but it runs good.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 5 hours ago (1 children)

Preludes are awesome! I've got an old Miata that I've had for years, similar situation. I've thrown a ton of money at it, full well knowing I'll never see it back. But she's mine, she runs great, and I have no intentions of selling.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 hours ago (1 children)

Hell yeah! I've had mine since last summer. I had a 4 speed auto in high school and college, and I always told myself that if I could do it again, I'd get it with a stick so that's what I managed.

What gen Miata? I've been wanting to drive an NB for a long time, but I can only realistically afford to have one 20+ year old car at a time lol

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 hour ago

Mine is an NA, '95. I really dig the popup headlights. 1995 was a good year IMO. First year with the bigger 1.8, and still had OBD1.

My brother has an NB for years, so I've had plenty of seat time in one of those as well. They feel really similar to the NA, with better suspension travel. Great cars!

[–] [email protected] 4 points 8 hours ago* (last edited 8 hours ago)

Life bro! That's Life!

[–] [email protected] 8 points 10 hours ago* (last edited 10 hours ago)

People always freak out over this picture but it's just a joke about motorcycles. Bumper stickers say "Yamaha" and "Look twice for motorcycles", but it seems to be partially torn so "for mo" is cut off.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 10 hours ago (2 children)

thanks for the warning because I considering crashing into you.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 10 hours ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 4 points 6 hours ago

Dave? Is that you??

[–] [email protected] 4 points 10 hours ago

Although you could argue that this puts people in a 'History Eraser Button' scenario.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 9 hours ago
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