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[–] [email protected] 9 points 15 hours ago

too fucking real

[–] [email protected] 13 points 1 day ago (1 children)

This is what I expect humanity's response to climate change to be eventually. Only the last two images mean it's too late and we all die. The end.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 15 hours ago (1 children)

No no, only the poorest 90% will die. Everyone else will pretend they were one of the good ones afterwards and carry on.

[–] [email protected] 28 points 1 day ago (1 children)

The last two panels always break my heart. I wish I could give him a hug.

[–] [email protected] 15 points 1 day ago (1 children)

I wish I could give almost everyone a hug. Even me.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 16 hours ago
[–] [email protected] 53 points 1 day ago (3 children)

Yes, this is from KC Green, author of the original This Is Fine.

[–] [email protected] 23 points 1 day ago

The edit posted here is so much worse. It leaves out a lot.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 day ago

Fucking brilliant, thank you!

[–] [email protected] 17 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Sobering up is going from minor heaven to minor hell, so you can start approaching major heaven instead of major hell.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 day ago

I was wondering why this post resonated with me so much and you're 100% correct. It reminds me of sobering up

[–] [email protected] 18 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Looks like a regular day living with ADHD, honestly

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 day ago (1 children)

He could have put that fire out tomorrow.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 day ago

The deadline to putting out that fire is 12am, if he starts at 11pm he should be fine

[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 day ago

Not a shitpost.

[–] [email protected] 44 points 1 day ago (3 children)

We can't even put out the fire at this point.

[–] [email protected] 43 points 1 day ago (1 children)

My comrade in crisis, we can't even all agree that there is a fire.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 day ago

The rest of us will do what we can. Maybe others will join, maybe not. Onwards we go.

[–] [email protected] 24 points 1 day ago (5 children)
[–] [email protected] 13 points 1 day ago (1 children)

While assigning fault for who started the fire is important, maybe we can do that once we're not burning to death?

[–] [email protected] 20 points 1 day ago (2 children)

It was always burning since world's been turning!

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

How delightfully bleak

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (1 children)

Or like since the industrial revolution.

[–] [email protected] 24 points 1 day ago (5 children)

Does really no one get a song reference around here?

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 day ago

Most of these dudes are like 14.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 day ago

I CAN'T TAKE IT ANYMORE

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 day ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 day ago

Yellow Matter custard, dripping from a dead dogs eye

(Yes this is a real lyric)

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 day ago

STFU Donnie

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 day ago
[–] [email protected] 0 points 1 day ago

I mean I like Billy Joel. I was just trying to reference the fires I am alluding to.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 day ago

That's that song about the "Space Monkey Mafia" isn't it.

NASA's biggest cover-up.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 day ago

We didn't light it but we try to fight it

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 day ago

Let the whole world know, that I'm a big ole asshole.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 day ago (1 children)

That's what they all said before. And that's what they will all say again.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 day ago

I thought they would say there is no fire.

[–] [email protected] 13 points 1 day ago

It's important to recognize that blame/circumstances are not isolated. Some variables may be within one's influence, but not ever fully in control. Seeing that there are concerns is a useful step, but understandably more difficult to take appropriate, if any, action. Asking for help is not a weakness.

Now, if we're talking about society at large, that's their damned fault.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 day ago

i had one of these moments a few nights ago... i booked an appointment with my therapist :p

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 day ago

You don't know me!