RavuAlHemio

also awesome eyelashes

Some amount of respeccing is possible, but it takes a lot of time and experience points – and characters with the Force of Habit trait are locked out of this respeccing mechanic, so their players’ only option is to delete their character once the game stops being fun…

Okay, I imagined what it would be like to lick my dingus in winter. What now?

Kafka would have been proud!

That’s okay; I’m not generally known for Risk-seeking behavior anyway.

Only at Scrabble?

apparently it’s The First Descendant

Angesichts des Themas habe ich mich bei „Analogie“ zuerst verlesen…

If the past couple of decades is anything to go by, it’ll be somewhere between “fucking sucks” and “kinda sucks”.

Sorry, people who love and care about me very much, I’m cutting my losses.

(formerly Lehman Brothers)

“Weird-ass fucking cats” or “Weird ass-fucking cats”?

This distinction is important to me. I will not elaborate.

(My uncle didn't die.)

Then why hold a funeral for him?