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[–] bitcrafter 12 points 1 month ago (1 children)

As of C++11, there is now a third option,

bool uploadConsciousness(Consciousness&& Conscience) {

which transfers your consciousness via the ship-of-Theseus process of replacing each neuron one at a time so that continuity is never broken.

[–] danhab99 2 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Genuinely why wouldn't this work? If a cluster of nanobots grey goo-s across your brain matter slowly over the course of 10 years, perfectly replacing each individual neuron with themselves how would you ever know?

*Like besides knowing that you agreed to the procedure

[–] 5C5C5C 1 points 1 month ago

That sounds like it would tickle.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 month ago

Same is true for teleportation

[–] Zikeji 7 points 1 month ago

I mean, I would sacrifice my own self to benefit an exact copy of me. Or rather, I say that, but if it ever came time to pull that trigger I may think differently.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

I’m fine with that as long as the initial variable will be dereferenced after uploading.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)
[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 weeks ago
/// Throws: MoneyNotFoundExcetion if person does not have enough money