Welcome to the 2024. This year's presidential election will have exclusive live coverage on election night, from your official election coverage team....The Onion. No word on if they'll still deal in satire on the night, but it is confirmed that it will be absurd.

I think it's just an advertisement for Snickers. Gross.

I don't think the marketing people for a billion dollar corporation would be that bold.

Give it some time…

I used to do this and it helped my mental state a lot. LSD refresh every 6-12 months.

But I haven't had a source for LSD in 2 years now 😭

Hmmmmm. I should try drugs.

Well you can just buy that check mark, and I have trouble believing the advertising people at Snickers are bold enough to actually post this, so it's probably satire

"Ha, ha! Look at that guy! He ate a candy bar, now he's gonna die the fat death."

Go boof some kale, or something.

Thank goodness my "third world country" offers free tuition for uni. 🤩

No joke. I just went to a in state university, of which I had a few very good ones to choose from, and the state paid my tuition and I was able to pay rent working part time.

I often forget a lot of people around me are sitting on like $40k of debt because their state didn't do lottery scholarships or they just wanted to go out of state, sometimes just to get "The College Experience".

Continue to be thankful. I made some boneheaded choices in college which resulted in my throwing away a full ride, and I left school with like 80k in debt. Thankfully, I am much more fiscally responsible than I was academically responsible, and I managed to pay that off over the course of like 7 years (aided in no small part by the forbearance periods Biden forced through during COVID). Which is good, because more boneheaded choices were made which resulted in a significant change to my financial situation. If I were still making payments at this juncture, I would be in a position where I'd be moving back into mom's basement just to make ends meet.

Not that there is anything inherently shameful in that (it's fucking hard out here, and if that's a resource that you have available, it should not be turned away simply because of pride), but it does cause me to wake every morning pleased I didn't listen to any "financial gurus" out there who talk about shit like "good debt".

I worked full time through college. So much that it often interfered with the time that I needed to be spending on study. I still owe $40k.

My ex husband who’s billionaire family paid his tuition while I paid our bills owes nothing of course.

USA

Owed $52,000 upon graduating with a bachelor's degree.

It's been ~~16~~ 12 years and I still owe $40,000.

I regret going to college every day of my life.

We’re probably more likely to see a return to feudalism, with the wealthy getting worshipped as god-kings and regular folks going back to being illiterate peasants working the land for their overlords.