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Yeah, being in a "president or prison" situation will do that.

In this image, the burning house represents the bank account of an idiot, while disaster girl represents disaster girl.

Every day I try to remember to be grateful that, even though he's evil, Elon Musk is also pretty dumb.

The US Green party is fully captured. Their presence in any state-level offices has fully waned under Stein. They have no power to affect change anywhere anymore and exist only to spoil.

Does it make me less of a man if I don't inspect my poops? I still think a well-timed fart is peak comedy, if that helps.

I guess the guy didn't realize he's talking to literally Goku.

Is it, though?

Dave Ramsey is a hack.

You could get a whole-ass air conditioner free from the office if you want it bad enough.

They aren't here to punch Hitler apologists in the face.

This won't be popular with the North Korean people. Kim's approval rating might drop as low as 99%.