Open the post for the album. Or don't. I'm not your mom.
3d print fingers then epoxy them into all the guns
two in the pink, one in the stink and one to stop you from shooting your partner
/calvin peeing on guns
this post was submitted on 30 Oct 2024
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Is this a critique on lemmy
This is so flawed it isn't even funny.
You need way more than 1,000,000 fingers. This is America after all. Even if you use all ten fingers, that's only like 9.9 million guns.
Yeah unfortunately the only flaw in this plan is that they're simply aren't enough fingers for all the guns
Love that you accounted for the fact that if you rounded up a million randos, statistically, some of them will be missing a finger or two.
Thank you. Nuance, you know.
What about double barreled shotguns? Those are each going to require two fingers. I'm beginning to think the creators of this change.org petition haven't really thought this through.
You cannot block bullets unless you touch them first. See master Ken demonstrate: https://www.youtube.com/shorts/Nd_2DGPaQ4U
Tap, tap, grab, throw it back.
just let them fuck around find out
A lot of people in that thread have never seen Looney Tunes. If they did, they would have learned 3 vital facts about physics:
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A finger in the barrel of a gun will stop a bullet and cause the gun to explode.
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Gravity cannot effect you until you acknowledge that you are not on solid ground.
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Being crushed by a heavy object falling from a great height (think and anvil or piano) will cause to to collapse like an accordion until you are re-inflated.
These are basic scientific facts everyone should know in the modern age.
Everyone knows William Hanna and Joseph Barbera were physicists first and animators/cartoonists second.
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What's hilarious about this is that obstructed barrels actually can explode into ribbons just like the cartoons. A finger might not do it though, and not sure how many volunteers you'd get for a scientific test.
The best part is them calling it a “shoot hole”
Alright, alright, the shurethra if you want to get technical
I like the sound of that.
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One person even noted how kids fingers are smaller and most adult’s fingers wouldn’t fit in the barrel.. lol. That’s what the pinky is for, it’s smol for a reason, duh.
I mean we can simply let the kids handle the .22s, and adults like myself can stop the .45s and shotguns
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Ken M vibes
I'm torn on this one.
Part of me is convinced that just putting a flower in the barrel would stop all war. Then I'll make sure to put it in my hair before going to San Francisco, even though I totally forgot the first time.
Another part of me believes that I'm gonna have to solve the problem by getting so high on red agave shrooms that I can't feel the bullet and thus become an invincible berserker. Might sack York too, if there's time.
this gives off "1 billion lions would beat 1 of every pokemon" type energy
I want to see someone stick their finger up the barrel of a desert eagle
ya cuz easier since the hole is bigger so you can use a bigger finger to stop bullet better
The finger would stop it
10/10 callback to smooth sharks at the end there.
I think the important thing is to convince the person with the gun that the barrel will explode and kill them, not whether it does explode or not. That was what James Gardner did in the movie Support you local Sheriff.
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